things that really piss u off

[Matt Vinyl]

Ming: Even though that comment is extremely worrying, it's also very funny!

Right, for me:

-People who use the knife that they've used for the butter in the marmite jar, leaving a manky bit of butter there!

-Things that are so obvious that they are going to happen, but you can't prevent them.

-People firing up a fag with no regard for those around them.

-Paying loads for a takeaway and it turns out a load of crap.

-Hangovers that completely ruin the entire day!

-Loads more, I'm sure. Heh-heh...

[trayhop123]

the take away thing is just stupidity , shooting themselves in the foot ,,,,,,,,, because if you have a bad un , you dont go back .


what's worse though (and this is in no way a racial dig) is when they put someone on the phone who struggles with english ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, stupidity defined


lets face it , at least 90% of people that order from an indian are gonna be english speaking .

so if its too much hard work trying to communicate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im trying somewhere else.

[mr lugsy]

matt v wrote: People who use the knife that they've used for the butter in the marmite jar, leaving a manky bit of butter there!

my missus used to infuriate me doing this all the time,then they brought out squeezy marmite .............problem solved ,happy days!

just got to stop her getting burnt toast crumbs in the butter now.

[thecannonball89]

People who lean on the machine in a pub and when you ask them to move they get arsy like ur doing sumin iligel.

[maverick69]

People who watch and comment on what your doing on a machine

[JG]

100% agree maverick. I was playing a very rare relic, namely an unchipped yellow. First look, play up £75 for the first from boardation. Next look £65 for a pleep. What gash, got to carry on, still there and then the smelliest chavathon walks in. What gash! What a fucking irritating retard.

Every time I got a bonus, nudge, on the board, hi/lo fruit win he had to stop what he was doing.

1) Why is my game so amazingly interesting that you have to stop EVERYTHING to gawp.

Oh no! It was £10 board(TM) and I had to play despite there being a lack of colour and usually I'd sack it with a reverse from the blocks.

Anyway then it was

"You had £8 there, why didn't you take it?"
"You should have gone lower than that 12"

He was right, I should have made the futile gesture of lower than the 12 to play the 'ordinary punter' card.

Couple this with total skloidish annoyance, a rather mature hint of BO and general chaviness and there we have it, hell personified. Playing a play up fuck up on low % with some skloid telling you you can use the collect button to collect things and why don't you take your DOND?

I tried advising him on his machine every time he got a nudge, or a bulb flashed or I detected a current running across the MPU. He actually enjoyed my little hints and tips. Guess he was just happy in his skloidish job seeker's allowance world of squeaky trainers and baggy tracksuit.

Well I got it for a bargain £58 and guess he got a clue, but feck it, what am I to do? Bail £20 down as some cluey keeps dropping his eyeballs for a machine that is highly rechipped now?

Just very annoying, as are....

1) Most games on Triple 777
2) That Barclay's ad with Justin Lee Hawkins
3) Signing onto fruit chat for the latest emptiers and you get one post from HRK and it's of that scary looking owl.
4) Cocky people in on line poker chat windows, you get them all in when you're ahead and they always luck out and don't shut up about it. It's like cocksure arrogance buys luck.
5) Soppy chav garage music.
6) Leaky things
7) Players who keep leaving jackpots across the line on that Cluedo, so that no one plays it.
People moaning that their asthma is ten times worse because of a cloud of volcanic ash that may or may not be hundreds of metres above their heads.
9) Over eating on a meal out and still feeling stuffed at 3am
10) Materialistic snobs
11) Sanctimonious plebs in ivory towers removed from the grass roots of the overworked, underpaid work force.
12) Pockets that jingle, even when you've got one twenty pence piece in there
13) Religion
14) Old blokes in pubs/bookies who think they're clever with their racist jibes.
15) People riding horses on any public road where you can legally and safely drive at faster than 30mph - do I drive my car at 2mph around your gymkhana and expect you to pass me with a wide girth?
16) Wasps that insist on chewing my fence to shreds.
17) Long lists of things that get on your nerves
1 Boiled sweets
19) Hypochondraics
20) Beggars who ask you if you have any spare change and then say "thanks" with sarcasm when you say no.
21) Smelly people who live around FOBTs
22) Potholes
23) Computer speakers labelled as 'subwoofers' when what they mean is 'quacker that will clip any sizeable bass peaks'
24) Girls with sexy bums who turn around every two seconds to check you're not checking them out.
25) Soups that have no inbetween point. Point one is turgid, cold, mush. Point two is splattered to smithereens, decorating the inside of the microwave.


That's enough for now.

[badders2]

people who write essays

[pokerpete]

illuminati
New World Order
Bush family
Rockefellers
Rothchilds
Warburgs
Caroline Flint MP (right little sexy MILF also very good bullshitter)
Henry Kissinger
SHEEPLE
Nick Clegg
David cameron
Larry Silverstein
Bill o'reilly
Freemasons
Jesuits
Hilary & Bill Clinton
Queen
Prince Charles
Prince Philip
Bilderberg
CIA
MI5
FBI
Mossad
Sky News
BBC News
Fox News
Israel
Obama (Nobel Peace Prize my ass)
Tony Blair
G brown
Labour
Conservatives
Lib Dems
Toolers
Know-It-Alls
Emily Maitlis (flicking her hair back seducing us)

conspiracy nut jobs.
Which of the above caused the Iceland Volcanic eruption?
Surely done to cut Europe off from the rest of the world.

[logopolis]

No just to cut the UK off. They need the air space empty so they can fly their new triangle aircraft without being seen.

[pokerpete]

It's not just us that's grounded.

[Nixxy]

Why do coffee-drinkers think it's OK to stir my tea with the very same spoon they've just stirred their coffee with? Argh!

As for the age-old butter-in-the-Marmite problemette - it's a better problem that way round - Marmite in the butter = butter in the bin as far as I'm concerned.

People listening to iPods and walking into moving traffic, then blaming the motorist for the near-miss is starting to severely irritate me - I'd quite like to see someone get hit just so I could be a witness in the insurance claim and put 'he was asking for it' in my statement. </rant>

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

People who sit next to me on the train, usually when I go down to Cardiff.

Though I've got a solution.

Buy a bottle of water before you get on and tip it on the seat next to you.
It's funny when someone chooses that seat, then suddenly jumps up when they realize it's wet.

Just pretend you're asleep and try your hardest not to laugh.

[clarkey1984]

People who sit next to me on the train, usually when I go down to Cardiff.

Though I've got a solution.

Buy a bottle of water before you get on and tip it on the seat next to you.
It's funny when someone chooses that seat, then suddenly jumps up when they realize it's wet.

Just pretend you're asleep and try your hardest not to laugh.

I might have to try this one, and possibly video it for a laugh

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

I suppose, iF you could keep a straight face, tell them afterwards that an old woman who sat there before said she was desperate for the toilet.

[fruitypie]

Fruit chat pros