Playing with a bird

kidgloves · Post by **kidgloves** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:38 pm

Yeah, it's all a question of balance. Whenever I play the pubs, it's mostly with the wife. She's used to the routine, and gets involved on all repeats and cob's etc. As she's a smoker and I'm not, there's often a relay system on while I punt and she goes for a smoke.
She's perfectly happy with the playing I do, and we often attack the itbox together in each pub.
We often talk about each others day, entirely unrelated stuff whilst I am playing which helps while away the monotonous rowing of a Leps etc.
One base rule, if it came to it, for whatever reason, if she asked me to come off a machine/stop playing to do something else with her, I would without question do this. I'm talking £90 into an Alien type walking away. Some things are just more important, and one of those things is my wife.
This rarely happens obviously, but she knows this is the understanding I have with her.
I'm glad she hasn't caught the bug about playing, happy enough with her bashes on Red top features and psuedo toggles at the £5 mark.
I admire her 'dis-interest' at the rowing of most of the things I play but she respects it's how I like to chill after a day at work.
Yes, life could have dealt me far worse a hand in the wife stakes.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:48 am

trayhop123 wrote:the mods and admin probably wouldn't allow it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but perhaps we should have a readers (slotters) wives pinup page ahem????? or maybe i should take a cold shower :P

for added authenticity , not sure tracy will let me put 2 staples in her though before i take the photo.

Hahaha

Thumper · Post by **Thumper** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:04 am

Oh my god. They are Vampires!!
They have no reflection!

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:26 am

I'd take my misses out slottin but right now I just know I'd end up sittin on a stepping grid for ten hours losing the will to live because everything is f***ing playing up!!!!!

Either that or it'd be an electro that shows a £10 gem first board but does it's usual and somehow kicks u off without landin on a single fuckin feature and then just dies until u have at least put a jackpot amount in first before it finally offers what u could/should have had first f***ing board!!!!

Aaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Of course, sone random muntling during the above will always yes f***in ALWAYS somehow sporn a middle game on the shit dond next to your playable and get the £70 or mega in his box at which point ur misses will ask 'why didn't you play that one? I thought u knew how these worked?'

Double aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:22 am

Ah, the curse of the missus! That happened to me so many times in the past. I simply will not play when the missus is out now, whatever I locate. Also, I think it's a bit rude as she's not interested in it whatsoever - and if we're both in the pub, it's to have a good time, not to 'invest'...

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:31 am

my bird is a moany twat when shes out with me!
she begs me to come coz she dont wanna be left alone all day again, so i let her come and shes o.k for the first few hours i let her play a few machines (she is a good player lol forcing reds and what not) but then she just starts moaning that shes tired of the walking and wants to go home soon then i get the oppersite of the "are we there yet"... "can we go now" "can we go now" "can we go now" "can we go now". when i finally take her home she says "never coming again" then a few weeks later shes begging me again. so i just say NO now lol.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:40 am

Always good to do what Zammo couldn't...

i just say NO

codeye · Post by **codeye** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:26 pm

thecannonball89 wrote:
trayhop123 wrote:the mods and admin probably wouldn't allow it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but perhaps we should have a readers (slotters) wives pinup page ahem????? or maybe i should take a cold shower :P

for added authenticity , not sure tracy will let me put 2 staples in her though before i take the photo.
Hahaha

they look about 12 you dirty cunt

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:34 pm

[quote="Matt Vinyl"]Ah, the curse of the missus! That happened to me so many times in the past. I simply will not play when the missus is out now, whatever I locate. Also, I think it's a bit rude as she's not interested in it whatsoever - and if we're both in the pub, it's to have a good time, not to 'invest'... ]

Fuck that!! If a dorris is happy to accept drinks/meals/day outs etc from your 'dirty' money then she'll have to accept that when I see an opportunity for profit then I'm gonna take it, because at the end if the day it's that profit that will ge contributing to or payin for the night out!!

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:35 pm

codeye wrote:
thecannonball89 wrote:
trayhop123 wrote:the mods and admin probably wouldn't allow it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but perhaps we should have a readers (slotters) wives pinup page ahem????? or maybe i should take a cold shower :P

for added authenticity , not sure tracy will let me put 2 staples in her though before i take the photo.
Hahaha
they look about 12 you dirty cunt

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:24 pm

Mature 13s

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:27 pm

As long as there's grass on the wicket eh fella?