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barneybear
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silent g wrote:
barneybear wrote:just to continue the thread....Poulton le fylde is my home town, small village but packed with pubs

Golden Ball:
Star Wars clone whatevers: still nearly 300 off
Smash The Cash: 196 off
Lets Play DOND: 217 off

Town hall:
Double DOND: 143 off
Some new leprechaun from Electrocoin: 124 off

Bull:
Refill daily -

DOND Gold - Full and dead
Monopoly Millionnaires row: Full and deeeeaaad


it used to be so so good in poulton for a casual player like myself to have some FUN on machines, the funs fucked right off now tho!

is it the same everywhere!??
do you only go to pubs with ryming names?
Get your arse up here whenever pal, weve been meaning to smash blackpool for a while!
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Post by silent g »

barneybear wrote: Get your arse up here whenever pal, weve been meaning to smash blackpool for a while!
we will rip it up lol.
i gotta bring a mate up to see his son in blackpool when my cars sorted.
we will get smashed :)
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Fuckin right pal, when u comin up? If you all need accom I can sort you a hotel out. PM'd you my new number lad.
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barney all them numbers are pretty standard around here as well. Often there's no inbetween. One day it's full and playing shite then it's £250 off and lights out. Most of the time it's doleys and students noting the shit out of them after fill ups. Yep bit of tooling and yeah there is a little something on a few machines out there.
It's when you see shit like Hot Property £250 off you think how? But it's just swedeheads. There's a nice alien fairly near me and it gets sweded to death (that's why it's nice) by a chap who rams in £20s and builds up the bank. Pity there's not more like him around, he only goes to this one pub as well on the outskirts it seems.
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Post by silent g »

JG wrote:There's a nice alien fairly near me and it gets sweded to death (that's why it's nice) by a chap who rams in £20s and builds up the bank. Pity there's not more like him around, he only goes to this one pub as well on the outskirts it seems.
me and another jpf staff member saw a old geezer playing an alien in the goose in beckenham every time he got a board he took the cash which was normally £1 but never more than £3.
so he was ramming in notes and transfuring wins and paying e.g. £5 per board then collect £1 without one gamble then same over and over again.
ive seen him in there a few times. the alien has gone tho :(
oh yer we obviously got on it after him for instant profit 1st board then out the door lol.
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Post by pickareel »

could b worse.......he could always look like badders (a dragqueen)
i got more routes than loreal
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Post by Scott »

Its highly unlikely to find any machine with a notey full, unless its fill up day or a daily, just see how its playing.
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Post by badders2 »

suprisely toolers doing me a big favour emptying our dond golds idiots
pompey are in league one ha ha ha
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JG wrote:barney all them numbers are pretty standard around here as well. Often there's no inbetween. One day it's full and playing shite then it's £250 off and lights out. Most of the time it's doleys and students noting the shit out of them after fill ups. Yep bit of tooling and yeah there is a little something on a few machines out there.
It's when you see shit like Hot Property £250 off you think how? But it's just swedeheads. There's a nice alien fairly near me and it gets sweded to death (that's why it's nice) by a chap who rams in £20s and builds up the bank. Pity there's not more like him around, he only goes to this one pub as well on the outskirts it seems.
I cant believe it took until page 3 to actually get some sort of insightful reply. Thanks JG.

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Post by clarkey1984 »

Does this count? It was empty.

Image


:D
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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Hold on! I'm sure there's a bag of Skittles on the 5th row down from the top, and quite possibly some Frazzles on the 4th row up from the bottom.
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Post by silent g »

Nixxy wrote:Hold on! I'm sure there's a bag of Skittles on the 5th row down from the top, and quite possibly some Frazzles on the 4th row up from the bottom.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha good eye nixxy lol.
but still pretty empty lol. like a cybtb with £2 in it.
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Post by clarkey1984 »

Hmm, an eagle eye spotted em, but they were both jammed, as i found when trying to get them frazzles >< fuckin thing! :)
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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Post by maverick69 »

at the end of the day most of you are jokes who get info late and start crying when people mention alien or star wars, get over it, its boring. Cant people just chill out and make some money. you can make over a 1000 pound a day but ifs not easy as people make out. its still 200-300 a day tbh and even the pros loose. i admit to having loosing days abeit not for a few months and never much more than 200 odd. If you want to be a player who is a doley and only interest is to make 50 quid to get a hooker than fair enough thats your choice, but dont come on here giving it large like your gods gift because your not. just my opinion on the state of play if you want to critisise me then thats your view but this is the way i see the industry. Get out in the morning work til late, put some bank together, get a fit gf who is understanding get a house get a nice car have nice holidays then you have made it in my opinion. Gl and happy gaming
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Post by jesterman »

That's pretty much a fair posting mate.

I've got a couple of friends who play fruits fulltime, and refuse to get involved in the ego's, bullshit and number swapping that seems to be the case in many player circles. They keep their heads down and treat it like a job.

I only wish I had their money though.
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