what's the first thing you say ..........

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:00 pm

..........to a pakistani on christmas morning?

20 benny's and a pint of milk please.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:31 pm

But so true...

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:38 pm

Racist Mother

jesterman · Post by **jesterman** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:53 pm

HorseRacingKing wrote:Racist Mother

How is that racist?

MoterWayServiceMan · Post by **MoterWayServiceMan** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:34 pm

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:21 am

Is that explosives down your y-fronts or a colostomy bag ?

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:53 am

Apparently the father of the Nigerian man who tried to blow up the airliner tried to warn the US authorities of his sons extreme anti US views. The father just happens to be a wealthy banker.
I can just imagine the beginning of that email: "Good afternoon, sirs. I am a wealthy Nigerian banker".......

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:07 am

HornyNick wrote:Apparently the father of the Nigerian man who tried to blow up the airliner tried to warn the US authorities of his sons extreme anti US views. The father just happens to be a wealthy banker.
I can just imagine the beginning of that email: "Good afternoon, sirs. I am a wealthy Nigerian banker".......

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:12 am

harry2 wrote:Is that explosives down your y-fronts or a colostomy bag ?

Lmao, harry.
Well and truly trumped!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:20 am

£30 quid for the taxi, are you having a giraffe ?