Ebays 1st travelling mystery envelope....

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:58 pm

Very good

I went into a sex shop a while back which had a weird owner into all stuff like that (as you might expect). As soon as i went in he dropped a butt plug on the counter and said 'I believe this is yours'.

Weirdo!

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:00 pm

So what were you doing in a sex shop???

(Just to get even further from the point, was watching the episode of Bottom last night where Eddie goes into a sex shop)

EDDIE: Is this a sex shop?
SEX SHOP GUY: Yes
EDDIE (slapping some money down): Right. I'll have 5 quids worth then.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:01 pm

Louis XIV - Brilliant wordage!

'Catches of end' - that will not be forgotten!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:02 pm

Bottom (no pun!) - Is that the one where they buy the 'pheremones' (sp?)

Classic edition!

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:03 pm

do either of you frenchies know how to say unless in french?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:05 pm

Just thought we'd go in for a laugh, as a group of 20 year olds do......and no i didn't buy anything! :P

I did see some amazing stuff in there though, most of which i can't post on here as its too explicit. Probably the sickest was a full size prosthetic female, which was to scale and had working bits

Cost nearly a grand, couldn't believe it. If you were that desperate, get a flight to amsterdam and get down the red light district, miles better (and real!).

Damn these people with fetishes.

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:08 pm

Cheers. You can thank Google Translate for that one. In fact, there's many an amusing afternoon can be spent translating bits of text into French and then back into English again.

And according to it, unless in French is "à moins que".

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:21 pm

Of course, everyone must go into a sex shop at least once in their lives! I'd say most of the stuff is more scary than saucy!

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Naturally, each one must enter at least once a store of sex in their lives! I would say that the major part of the substance is more alarming than saucy!

CR - that is great fun on Google!

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:21 pm

cardinal richelieu wrote: "à moins que".

tee-hee

(say it out loud)

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:01 am

I haven't stopped smiling about that since I read it 6 hours ago.

JustAnotherClone · Post by **JustAnotherClone** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:46 am

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Matty · Post by **Matty** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:48 am

cardinal richelieu wrote:So what were you doing in a sex shop???

(Just to get even further from the point, was watching the episode of Bottom last night where Eddie goes into a sex shop)

EDDIE: Is this a sex shop?
SEX SHOP GUY: Yes
EDDIE (slapping some money down): Right. I'll have 5 quids worth then.

Lmao

Fruiter · Post by **Fruiter** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:18 pm

JustAnotherClone wrote:We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following Fixed Price listing(s):

140010120056 - Make me the first ebay donated Millionaire

However, your listing was in breach of eBay's No Item policy and has been removed from eBay. All fees related to this listing have been credited to your account. We also notified members who placed bids on the item that the listing has
been canceled.

I had one the same when i tried to sell, an invisible wristband, when the wristbands were in fashion, the auction g=was upto £15 wwhen it was pulled, Gutted

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:28 pm

Sell them a screw of something. "Buy this screw for the very unreasonale price of £1.20 and I'll think you're a nice person. I'll even leave positive feedback, because I'm a nice person too Special Offer - Free P&P while stocks last!!!

Fruiter · Post by **Fruiter** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:06 pm

If the envelope goes cheap enough i might buy it back and re-sell it again, i'd love to win it back for a couple of quid after selling it for £30