Also note, that when I slate machines, there tend to be emptiers on them, so listen careful and get your method guessing hats on.
The story begins not so very long ago, not as long as say two years, but not last week or maybe even the week before.
Actually, no, I'm not ready to do that story yet.
No maybe another day.
However seeing as I'm here, maybe a couple of questions.
Let's talk about Crazy Chair and its long line of decendents. By that I mean anything with LED Dond board and a 3*4 grid of boxes as a type of homage to Del's Millions and 'that football one' Road to Wembley?
Now question number one, is the box selection on the £70 version random? Is there any weighting? To me it seems like liney city. £4s and £5s terribly common.
Question number two, this is to anyone who has ever posted that they put in £5 or less for a £40 or greater COB.
In my experience, it can only do good CoBs from a 'phones' board, ie one in which DOND will open.
Actually Bell Fruit are reading this, I can't continue. I was going to say something but then they'll change it to annoy me and keep every guessing and losing money.
Hell whatever, QUESTION TWO, has anyone ever had a good CoB off what seemed like a blatant £2/£3 board that is so common on these beasts?
As it seems to me, that you lived your life, like a candle.....wtf? Soz. Back on track. AS it seems to me, that CoB is JUST an opportunity to win the BLOCK or LESS which is shite. In the early days, as soon as the 4 reeler was 'just' waking up, you could get the £20.
So CoB £40 => the stack would have climbed to £40/winstepper anyway.
Does it do £70 CoB? If it does, probably a saved for freebie jackpot board type thing anyway. Maybe capped at £40 on lapper, but £70 is there on DonD and CoB.
Question number three: Is the GATW a seperate save, or just saved up for by poor DonD reflexes, say pay £70 for a £15 payback on DonD boards, locks off Dond, repeat process a few times, maybe collecting the odd £2 board and then you can give your £40 board followed by a flat £70 GATW.
Question number four: How, just how are you getting your £210 GATWs?
Q5: What's the emptier?
Bankers messages and gambling into streak/superstreak are still stupidly blocked on 'phones'. So you'll see one of the signs and pay your £20 or so top open DonD.
Yeah this is what happens ok, this is, in my experience ATYPICAL VINYL LIKE DONDISHNESS.
"Just returned from a mega winning session. Had a quick CoB on Perfect Game for £50 and a quick DonD board on Crazy Chair that was mega streak. Then I tried Big Deal for the first time and it flashed for £165! First and last time I'll play them"
This is WHAT HAPPENS TO MERE MARTALS
"I bought my pint (entrance fee) and played out the playables, located up a short stair climb, in the corner near the Golden Giza which has been replaced with a Boom or Bust. As it was the last location of the day, I finished my pint and as I was finishing it, found myself putting £1 into a BEARD. It showed me a clue, but it cost £8 for the board on 50p and it was a normal £3 board. £4 later a £2 board. Then £6 later a £5 board. £8 more for the DonD game, I was £26 in, with the stack looking like it was set in stone at £10 and the features at TIOLI, obviously didn't want to give any streak and I decided to play the 'random' DOND game. It appeared that several joists, underpins and nuts and bolts were keeping my box in tact. Therefore I knew as the majority of this construction work was up ahead that I had £4 in my box. I played down to a £1.29 deal to avoid upsetting the neighbours and dealt. It repeated not twice, not thrice, not quice, not quince, not sexy, not septy, not octy, but nony......no wait, it was octy......the original £2+£16. So £8 down, no great beef, but worth another board? Yep, £8 for £5, sack it off, then blahby blah of £2/£3/£4 blockaroo then blood covered box then £36 deep for DonD again. Did get £15/green phones/not quite win stepper is it? C o B will be Take it or Leave it.....yeah COB IS take it or leave it quite often......even on phones board. If you'r ehigh up near block then you'll get this scenario
On a 3
Banker's message "The next number will be 10"
Lower
Banker's message "The next number will be a 3"
Higher (and go back up to the top there)
It's the old How do you keep an idiot busy?...PTO gag.....
Of course there's always the odd SUPEDY DUPETY useful red cash to add.
SO, let's have a chat, this was going to be a story, but it's now a chat.
How do you play Crazy Chairs etc
1) I don't play them. One word. Discipline. One Word. Anyone for a chinky kebab?
2) I just try a board, see what's happening, bash the Cob if it's not over £3.
3) I play all out for a phones streak or big feature/cash
4) I keep going for DonD until I get a decent win
5) I've got the emptier and I'd appreciate you not putting this on the main board JG, I'm out playing only these and these only, making about 1.3k a day whilst other players are getting excited about bloops, bleeps and bloopitys.
6) I keep going until I get GATW
7) I play on £1 stake until it gives me the £20/£40 board with phones open. I take this £20/£40 and switch to 25p stake which will be GATW.
I just try a board and take my £2/£3 and get off or if it looks promising get involved for phones and try and get a high win and hope for GATW etc
:P
