Thought this might be interesting, seeing as there's not terribly much else going on at the moment.
For me, a 'Crest "Open The Box" (£35). Managed to get 3x£35s out of it over the space of about £50 and was promptly told on my next visit (a lot later, to see if they had something better!) that 'The owner has told me not to serve you'...
I'm sure there's a lot worse - like popping a couple in a DOND Big Deal and having it turned off on you?!
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
Barred from arcade for 5jp ancient (10 years old anyway) bar x.
Went in once a week when passing and got swiftly barred on vist 3 as no-one else had played the machine in the last three weeks so I must be up to something - realised the battery was flat on vist 3 incidently.
got chucked out of an arcade must be over 20 years ago for punching the glass on a '1942' shooter because i lost my 1st man really quickly and then my temper nanoseconds later
I got barred from a weatherspoons whilst I was playing a Crazy Cobra. I had a number runner, and the manager came running over accusing me of fiddling the machine to get 'unlimited nudges'.
I've also been barred back in the day for playing a red arrows and taking a call on my mobile phone at the time. I think the guv'nor had been reading a PC Magazine or something, as he accused me of dialling up the machines modem and sending commands to it !
"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?"
blackmogu wrote:I got barred from a weatherspoons whilst I was playing a Crazy Cobra. I had a number runner, and the manager came running over accusing me of fiddling the machine to get 'unlimited nudges'.
I've also been barred back in the day for playing a red arrows and taking a call on my mobile phone at the time. I think the guv'nor had been reading a PC Magazine or something, as he accused me of dialling up the machines modem and sending commands to it !
Had a similar one to that myself. I did a wild thing on a cluedo whilst ordering a pizza and the gaffer, though watching me hit it, accused me of using my phone to get a jackpot! I was even specifying no peppers, extra ham and stuff. He literally thought I was taking the piss... In fact, I was just bloody hungry and it was the last pub of the night. He is quite an unlucky chap though as it goes, as one night some arsehole bunged his sinks up and the toilets were flooded causing him to close early.
Doing a Power 5 u/c for months, walked into pub, saw machine had changed to a Jackpots that rock & roll, played it just for sake of it and got barred after a few quid in, few quid out, you could say the barring was "timed to perfection", at least!
Had been warned off playing the machine in this particular establishment before (always had good reds).
Dropped in for a pint with only a few coins on me thought i'd try for a quick board to cover the beer cost - only went super and repeated to £105 ops: ops:
skilling a £5 panther on my 2nd visit to a small seaside arcade, it streaked for £25, i nearlly fell over. Then i was asked to leave because 2 ten yr old boys said i was doing something dodgy???
Spiker the Biker, I used to play it in my mates pub after work back in early 2000's and i always won as he worked for the same pub chain as me so i was allowed in after hours. I ALWAYS got to it before the staff did so there was bad feeling. The time came when there was a problem with all the board lights so the alpha was the only lights working and it dropped first pound to the back. Did a let them spin on 3 bars for a fiver, lower of 12 then exchanged. Kept pressing and I got tops but couldnt take HI - LO notes as couldnt see, stopped on JP and it repeated. They think I had messed around to make it do that lol
Got asked to leave tonight when £40 into an alien.... because the collect button was stuck
Got 5 k.os and tried to unstick the button and the barmaid walks over and says "It doesnt work if you punch it" And btw, i fan from punched it. Blah blah your up to something, accused me off keying etc which I never did, see you later.
Was very tempted to leave it 'keyed' when leaving so she (or no one)could get on it. Thats would only confirm what she thought she knew though, whats the use
keyed an extreme on a regular basis in the victory near camden it was right next to a wall so could never get seen but coz i won every time and others lost they got rid of the machine for a top gears so i started doing that instead and got barred lol. they now have an extreme back and i bet its the same unchipped one lol.
also barred from the pub oppersite greenwich spoons for playing the cluedo too well lol
barred from hardys in greenwich for doin tptp
barred from welling spoons for keying most daunting
got barred from woolwich spoons for looking at a machine in a sexual way...i didnt even have time to play i just walked in and looked and got barred coz i was gonna play the machine.
and ive never punted in there before not even had a pot or big bank when ive drunk there so fook knows why i was barred.
barred from namco at southbank for checking the balance on the machine and when the security pulled my chair i stumbled then got up and twatted him.
barred from most of blackpool for winning.
been barred from bromley spoons a thousand times but they change their staff ALOT so i still get in after a few weeks.
barred from the royal eltham before it just turned into a block of flats just for winning too much.
barred from lewisham quicksilver because i used to do the 2 extremes then one day they didnt want me in so i suggested they watch me play (they didnt pay attention just made sure i wasnt using tools) and used 5ers instead of the key and then still ended up getting barred for getting a jp rpt £50 on one plus other wins via nudged on a 1 then getting a cash pot streak for about £60 on the other.
barred from shoppers amusments in dartford and gravesend for the queen and blings.
and yes i do love the old extremes i had sooo many of them.
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
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