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GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:58 pm

Jagger from littlehampton?

Houston · Post by **Houston** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:58 pm

I did hear a rumour that he can hit level 1 skill continue himself now without using the cancel button.

Hear he gets (pays for) early info though his general play is terrible. Just what I heard though.

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:36 pm

Only met him once and that was in Bognor Butlins!

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:09 pm

GaryChandler wrote:Jagger from littlehampton?

Lives in Rugby now with a bird thats being trained in the art of fruit machines.

Yes, thats right, a female player...

This is now the 4th full-time female player in my area (though the 2 from letchworth are just laughable).

The other two are partners of full-time players (who are friends, hence the link) and are dangerous seeing as they have all the info but get no fire. Plus, if you do their machines, they can flash a nipple, shed a tear and encourage a few locals to give you a twatting.

Now bear in mind that women love to natter at the hairdressers / pussy shaving clinics and general maintenance boutiques... Before March 2010 we could have a serious problem on our hands with 1000's of birds going around doing our boxes...

Maybe £70 jackpot wasnt such a good idea...

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:15 pm

...

Just imagine, you walk in and do an Alien and get bottled...

Blonde walks in next day, in a short skirt, low cut top, bends over whilst twatting the skills showing rat to the bar and nipples to the old men in IPA corner and promply gets a free drink and a packet of cheese + onion.

Hardly fair is it?

Im all up for competition, but how can you compete?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:56 pm

naa, women'll never take over the game, we go out late on a weeknight to a dark dingy pub in the middle of nowhere and get threatened attacked etc...

if a fit bird went in some places we go they'd probably get raped...

badders2 · Post by **badders2** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:37 am

need to be smooth talker

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:53 am

Slammer wrote:...

Just imagine, you walk in and do an Alien and get bottled...

Blonde walks in next day, in a short skirt, low cut top, bends over whilst twatting the skills showing rat to the bar and nipples to the old men in IPA corner and promply gets a free drink and a packet of cheese + onion.

Hardly fair is it?

Im all up for competition, but how can you compete?

you could unzip your fly and dip your cock in someone's pint.

gmckee03 · Post by **gmckee03** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:38 pm

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:12 am

Istenem wrote:
Slammer wrote:...

Just imagine, you walk in and do an Alien and get bottled...

Blonde walks in next day, in a short skirt, low cut top, bends over whilst twatting the skills showing rat to the bar and nipples to the old men in IPA corner and promply gets a free drink and a packet of cheese + onion.

Hardly fair is it?

Im all up for competition, but how can you compete?
you could unzip your fly and dip your cock in someone's pint.

PMSL!

ryan11997722 · Post by **ryan11997722** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:07 pm

Lol Slammer in know exactly the 2 girls from Letchworth your on about. Being from around that area myself.. and they are truely clueless

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:57 pm

ryan11997722 wrote:Lol Slammer in know exactly the 2 girls from Letchworth your on about. Being from around that area myself.. and they are truely clueless

Havent seen them since they started to try their luck in bedford when there was 3 vortex's in the town.

I was doing one when they walked in, then they walked out around the corner so I followed em in and bought a drink and watched them proceed to row the living daylights out of it and go skint.

Funny thing is, is that I had done it an hour before and got to do it again after they left ;-)

They seem to play around stevenage / letchworth mostly. Where do they actually live?

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:13 pm

Slammer wrote:
The other two are partners of full-time players (who are friends, hence the link) and are dangerous seeing as they have all the info but get no fire.

I've trained my gf up too - with this exact thing being a huge advantage

Plus, she can go in all the pubs I'm barred from...

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:53 pm

I find this thread rather depressing and slightly concerning.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:23 pm

i'm very sorry to hear that luke.if you'd like to talk to a specially trained fruitchat councillor i'm sure we could arrange something.