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there's so many donds out there but im curious what you would call a dond if you were to release it and what features it would have. Plus what would the emptier be? Im just bored at work so sorry for the meaningless post.
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been thinking about this. id have buddylove sound effects, such as "gtfit" when you get an MS, and "go on then, wank me off" when you land on a "?", and stuff like that. would be epic lol.
i think id call it "DOND - the sports fans prize"(SFP) (ok thats a crap name lol). would have the usual dond feature, cash and features, and maybe a dream factory type board which is slightly more interesting than the likes of CYBTB.
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emptiers involves plugging
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blind mans cum - the empty would involve a drill bit .3
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DOND - 'Pull Noels' Plonker'. Light three phones for a latex penis super-game. It slides out of the middle of the main game. Light four phones for an extended penis and increased girth. Light all four phones red for a 'guaranteed money shot'...!

I will... ...get my coat! ;)
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YOU HAVE CUM THAT IS YOUR HONEY NOW!!!!
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Hahahahahah!!! ;)
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think we should leave its got a bit weird now hahahahah
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lol :lol:
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mine would be called bluesideagaindeal ,,,,,,,,, you light the letters up for feature entry , it would guarantee to board every £15-20 ,,,,,,,, most boards would offer £2 maybe £3 if red feature ,,,,,,,,, but i would also include the option of a bust or bust button to give players an option ,,,,,,,,,,,, great for the casual player ,,,, plenty of features like ,,,,,,, mynamesnoelandimamillionairefuckyoupikey,,,,,,,,and 3quidsurprize. ....... +for pro's pushing it would only cost £120 for flat + a 50/50 fair norepeat chance. and the megastreak would be re-named ,,,,, bfgamesmilkingitforallitsworth .





whats that you say ???? already been done ?? surely not ??? across the whole range you say???
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^--- :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Triton »

lol trayhop ....TRue! TRue! .... so what ya upto.....nothin just getting fucked in the arse with noels plonker in a BFG havin a bud! lol :lol:
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