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Barry Trotter
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Post by Barry Trotter »

If we're including machines that have gone out on test, but failed, then mine would be:

1) Conga Wonga (barcrest)
2) Fat Cat (Barcrest)
3) The one BWB did (racing theme) that had lights on it to tell you whether you were going to win the gamble or not
4) Strategem (Impulse)
5) All the mazooma/barcrest games that are a copy of Mental Money Monster (i,e Monopoly, Rainbow Riches, Star Wars, Monte Carlo or Bust, etc.)

Tadarrrr!!
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dond wiyb? (the hi low one with 5 winlines and the small crappy superboard in the middle)
There were versions of this that used to be mildly better! :o :lol: :roll: :| :o ops: 8) :) :? :P :shock:
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Post by 999329753 »

Machines I detest or remember detesting with a passion are as follows.....

5. Jolly Roger (Extreme filth!!)
4. Hot property and clones
3. CYDI and clones
2. Count yer cash and clones
1. Stag night (bell fruit filth, well in my eyes anyway!!!)
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jeffvickers wrote:
Extreme Eddie wrote:Take The Piece is up there, and it certainly does!



1. Hi-Lo Karate
Basic classic ace machine.. Same as ceasers/hot shots ect... how can you rate that as a bad fruit.. it was cash on the hip...........
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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Post by dvd436 »

Barcrest's Open The Box has to be up there with one of the most hated machines. I never took a penny out of it and ended up putting plenty in!
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Dude_se whats wrong with wiyb? Lol
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Coz everyone knows the hi lo trick, start on a 7, higher to an 11, higher to a 12, lower.... i dont know the rest of the order but if you know the sequence you can hi lo all the way to the top, hence why they are nearly always dead.
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clarkey1984 wrote:Coz everyone knows the hi lo trick, start on a 7, higher to an 11, higher to a 12, lower.... i dont know the rest of the order but if you know the sequence you can hi lo all the way to the top, hence why they are nearly always dead.
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Post by clarkey1984 »

As soon as you get on the board, if the middle number is a 7, then you go higher, if it kills you or doesnt roll an 11 then its not the right setup, but if it does go to an 11 then its higher again to a 12, then lower, etcc..

As i mentioned, i do not know the rest of the sequence, but all i know is the middle number has to be on a 7 as soon as you get on the board, and it goes 7 - 11 - 12 - lower, but i dont know the rest of the number order.
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Post by jpfuk »

Seen silent rip a chipped mrk4 on a 4 start lol.. now thats class : :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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Take it you dont play dials! You know there is different chips and that just cause you have this 7 set up you speak of that u can get killed for the mega when it wants!
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Post by clarkey1984 »

I was just going by the one not too far from me, everyone around there knows the 7 set which nearly always works on that one, so i dunno what chip that has, maybe an earlier one i guess? needless to say, its permantly fucked!
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gmckee03 wrote:Take it you dont play dials! You know there is different chips and that just cause you have this 7 set up you speak of that u can get killed for the mega when it wants!
Yawn... if you can rip a mk 4 on 10p without changing stake then come talk to me
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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Post by gmckee03 »

What and you can! I could have swore you said it was silent that did it not you!
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Post by brownld »

gotta disagree with open the box being shite. love the machine, and jackpots that rock and roll another good machine payable giving £140 maybe more. interesting as people will never agree or disagree on whas good/bad, and has playability factor with wonga to be made
How much profit will you make?!?!?!
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