rant

Stealthshark · Post by **Stealthshark** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:27 pm

Hi guys,
I'm new to this forum but I wanna tell u lot bout my experiences. Im 17 and Ive only been playing bandits mainly the one in my local pub, Cabin fever, the clone of GZWI. Well, I went in there lunchtime today with 25 quid. put a fiver in, got a 10er out. Nice I thought but then greed kicked in and I ended up puttin all that tenner in which left me with 20quid. I remembered advice i got from u lot about forcing the machine, so I put 12 quid in and purposely lost it all on high lows. Then with 8 quid left it gave me 2 features, went higher than 11 to get a 12, lower than 12 to get a 4, stepped that to give a 1 then higher, got it up to FAST CASH. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I ended up takin that and it hovered over 20 quid for 1 millisecond so I jsut fucking slammed the start button and cha ching landed on 20 squid so, even though I had a wasted lunchtime, I was up which contrasts what normally happens when I play 'em, so basically just wanna thank u lot for ur advice I know it may be a boring post and ur thinkin "lock this newbie small time gambler's post" but I enjoy hearing about others experiences so... thought I'd ave a rant. ANDDD you can tell if its not paying out if u put 3 quid in and get JACK SHIT just QUIT and RUN!!!! I've lost a lot of money by just feeding a fucking greedy bastard machine! I reckon the only way to win a decent amount of money is either shark someone to the full e.g. watch someone put all their money in then go in for the kill or get really lucky when you hear your pounds not go into the hopper but the bucket full of pounds! and a word of advice dont play those fucking evil roulettes they are a pile of shit if I ever saw one. Cheers, Ryan :P

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:57 pm

Hi, and welcome Ryan

Firstly, don't got forcing with £25. It's nowehere near enough! Most (me included) won't go out with a float of less than £100 when playing. These shouldn't cost more than £30-£40 max when forced at the right time, but you can never be sure.

You can learn pretty well what state the machine is in. I've played a lot of Cabin Fever, and it's blindingly obvious when you aren't going to win anything. Also beware of backing, machine could have been refilled. Doesn't make you any more likely to tin.

Matt

Stealthshark · Post by **Stealthshark** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:21 pm

oh fuck, plz guys, do not tell me FAST CASH has a repeater, because now, thinking about it, I had 10p stake left in the machine instead of 30p I took the cash and ran without the thought of a repeater entering my head.

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:03 pm

Nah mate don't worry it doesnt

ssgtsnelly · Post by **ssgtsnelly** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:47 pm

so hold on...

how do you know king then?

dont think your post the other day went unoticede buddy..
you come on here and say shit like that and expect others to help you?

dont go taking the piss out of my mate and then post bullshit like that..

"you get nothing in 3 quid run" what a load of shit..

king_conspiracy · Post by **king_conspiracy** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:12 pm

Your first ever Post on here Stealthshark was an immature, whiney Poll asking members to pick an insult which they most thought suited me....

Along the lines of

"who hates king conspiracy"

Few things id like publicly known here Shark.

1. I, alongside all the other members who know of me and have enjoyed banter and posting with me have ZERO respect or patience for you.

2. You are immature and obviously new to forums as you NEVER make a poll like that of someone, that is so crude and insulting...That is DISGUSTING conduct.

3. You are blatantly clueless, you dont even know the basics of a simple mazooma machine, even Fast Cash!. And like Snelly said, 3quid and run.....That is utter bullshit. Try learning something about playing before being so judgemental about someone who has been a member of the site for nearly a year.

I really am suprised the mods havent banned you. regardless of who that poll was about, if I was a mod, that would surely breach several rules and youd get an immediate ban.

Count yourself lucky....

I can only hope that being surrounded by the pleasant, helpful and knowledgeale members of this site you will soon learn that this type of attitute is not on. I mean, i like a bit of playful banter, even a little rant as much as the next guy, but that was downwright shameful.

King.

drop the lot · Post by **drop the lot** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:18 pm

king_conspiracy wrote:
3. You are blatantly clueless, you dont even know the basics of a simple mazooma machine, even Fast Cash!. And like Snelly said, 3quid and run.....That is utter bullshit. Try learning something about playing before being so judgemental about someone who has been a member of the site for nearly a year.

I can only hope that being surrounded by the pleasant, helpful and knowledgeale members of this site you will soon learn that this type of attitute is not on. I mean, i like a bit of playful banter, even a little rant as much as the next guy, but that was downwright shameful.

King.

i guess the last comment doesnt apply to u 2 twats

king_conspiracy · Post by **king_conspiracy** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:32 pm

i recon mr smelly you actally talk poo!!!!!! so why are u still replying to this thread even though your contradicting yourself big time time to give up the charade ur no big time pro earner..........sorry for going back 2 the quote but "£10k for doing fuck all"........more like u know fuck all

Hmmmm..... You have no arguement there Drop The lot, i was simply sticking up for a friend against your harsh, unprovoked, childish rant.

As for me being a twat......awwwww Droppers you made me blush, I love you too. Kiss Kiss

Kingy.

drop the lot · Post by **drop the lot** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:35 pm

kingy now.... this quote has no relivance to this thread

:

: clutching at straws....

ssgtsnelly · Post by **ssgtsnelly** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:36 pm

to tie up both threads im actually still quite lost how DTL is even involved in this debate...

this thread is aimed at a mate of mine..so i stuck up for him..

and the other is me giving adice...WHICH IF YOU READ IT, IF YOU CAN, IS NOTHING TO DO WITH PLAYING THE MACHINES, ITS ABOUT THE MONEY SIDE OF IT...

if you want to play machines all day and night mate and maybe make a few quid then do it..personally i have higher asspirations in life..

dont get so edgy though when someones makes more than you in a week...

£200 here is possible...unlucky for you if you cant..

im done with this shit i have other things to be doing..shit quick DTL someones jsut lost £40 in that lucky strike...

king_conspiracy · Post by **king_conspiracy** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:41 pm

That quote had full relevance, you were saying the last two comments in your comment applied to me and snelly....Yet YOU are seen to make a far more flippant and harsh comment to Snelly.

Can we just Chill now DTL and just leave this, ive certainly never had any problems with you before....And i dont with anyone other tha Prickshark on the entire site, so can we just end this here....

Kingy.

drop the lot · Post by **drop the lot** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:45 pm

Look be a bit more sensitive with newbies and im fine......i just love a bit rant

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:23 pm

Calmness please! :x

The board hasn't had anything like this crop up for weeks. You three should really know better than to trade insults/post stuff like that in the public domain. Either sort it out privately, or don't post it. Adds nothing t the board, except drags our good name down.

Cheers

Matt

ssgtsnelly · Post by **ssgtsnelly** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:26 pm

sorry matt.

is all sorted now

king_conspiracy · Post by **king_conspiracy** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:38 pm

My apologies too Matt.

My first comment regarding Stealthshark (which i hope even as a a mod you will understand) was simply airing my disgust at the ridiculous poll he made.

And as for the stuff with DTL, i was simply sticking up for a mate.

But yeah, sorry for not resisting and that.

Cant expect it to never happen in forums tho, people always disagree. happens 24/7 elsewhere.

Matt.