stupidest thing you've ever done??

alcozar · Post by **alcozar** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:16 am

steveseagull wrote:I wont admit to anything. But i would really really like to punch the bloke who thought it a good idea to swap the exchange and collect buttons as well as the hi/lo buttons. ha fucking ha, you may be laughing now, just wait and see how it feels when you have your vitals rearranged.

Have been caught out with the hi-lo button swap thing a few times when distracted by other things going on in pub. Easy to do when used to old set up.

Funny though when you see someone else do it if sharking.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:14 am

Me and my mate used to swap them on All Fired Up so they looked normal and worked opposite...pretty naughty but we got a lot of them starting on add again

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:44 pm

mr lugsy wrote:should have attempted to buy the board off him for £XX ,that's what i would have done lol.

it happened too quickly for me to do aything as he jus took the 6 pound without warning. got the jp and the afterplay, not sure the name but the feature on top zone that spins the hi lo and gives you all the cash amounts starting at a quid then up to what the reel number is which was 48 i think then 50 on the top also.

long gone now just awful club dond, hot dogs and 250 video barcrests that play horrid even though they are compensated

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:50 pm

steveseagull wrote:I wont admit to anything. But i would really really like to punch the bloke who thought it a good idea to swap the exchange and collect buttons as well as the hi/lo buttons. ha fucking ha, you may be laughing now, just wait and see how it feels when you have your vitals rearranged.

do u remember when hit shot, tubular bells etc had been changed to 25 but the tops had been left at 15 profile. would auto collect for flat 15s most of the time

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:49 pm

i played a clowning around took £5rpt red as i didnt have much money.
some old git gets on it 1st board was fucking red lol.
i talked him into taking red £1rpt it gave him £12 ffs lol.
i played after for another red board wich went for £60 thank fook hehe.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:57 pm

silent g wrote:i played a clowning around took £5rpt red as i didnt have much money.
some old git gets on it 1st board was fucking red lol.
i talked him into taking red £1rpt it gave him £12 ffs lol.
i played after for another red board wich went for £60 thank fook hehe.

were?

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:09 pm

the royal eltham
eltham south east london.
its a block of flats now tho.
i think i mean a diferent machine to you.

i meant clown around.

http://www.bellfruitgames.co.uk/product ... around.htm

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:35 pm

Get married.......

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:35 pm

just a quick observation ,,,,,, g man ,,,,,,,,,,,,, 6ft 8 but only 13stone ,,,,,,,, ?????

doesn't sound right

im 6ft 1 and 15stone plus ,,,,,,,,,,

you sure you posted that right???

you cant be m8 ,,,,,,,,,,,, that would make you related to olive oil :P

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:21 pm

he just propably aint fat?

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:26 pm

yeah guess so ,,,,,,,,,,, but im not exactly fat ,,,,,,, could do with toning up though,

but even so , if its not a mis print from mr g ,,,,,,,,, the height to weight ratio sounds a little suspect ,,,,,,,

JG · Post by JG » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:49 pm

Ok 6'8" and 13 stone did he say?

Let's do a BMI calculation

I'm doing this on the move so it'll probably be nonsense.

BMI=weight (kg)/Height (m squared)

So, we need to convert 13 stone into KG. In my head that comes to, uffft, call it 85KG. Now we need to convert six foot eight into metres.

Let me see now 12 inches in a foot and an inch = 2.54 cm.

so 12*2.54 = 30.48cm per foor * 6 = 182.88cm, ok, ok I'm using the calculator on the phone.

8 inches = 8*2.54 = 20.32

Add 'em up = 203.2, convert to metres = 2.032, square it = 4.129

ok, so 85/4.129 = 20.58 which is perfectly natural iirc, albeit on the low end of perfectly natural.

Less than 20 => underweight
20-25 => 'normal'
25-30 => overweight
30+ => Obese

This is just a guide to how healthy your weight may be. Bodybuilders, for example, who will have a high BMI, possibly even that of an obese person, are not necessarily unhealthy, it's just that muscle tissue weighs more than fat tissue.

Might as well work Lee's out whilst we're here.

185.32 => 1.85 => 3.4225

and 15 stone = >95Kg, maybe a bit more, but anyhow

95/3.422 = 27.76

Uffft, not drastically bad, just implies a bit overweight. It's all those chinky kebabs and Blu-Rays!!!

The thing is, when you're over 6 foot, you can get away with a few extra pounds, especially when you're wearing ASDA jeans with about £300 coins in the pockets.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:53 pm

im never gonna live down those asda's ,,,

:P :P :P

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:18 am

last time i was measured and weighed was in june 3rd 2008 at belmarsh maximum security prison and i still have the print out which reads...

white male
hight - 6' 8" tall
build - slim
weight - 13.5 stone
hair - short / dark brown
eyes - blue
tatoo's - left leg, right leg, stomach, left wrist, right wrist,
foot size - 13

as you can see i aint fat...

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:39 am

jpfuk wrote:Get married.......

You talking to me?