Collected £2 on a dial board on WIYB without thinking as I knew I'd lose the hilo gamble as it was on the block - punished with a dead, non dialling fruit...In my defence it was 10pm and we were over £500 to the good and I was shattered.
Also I've collected a £10 cash pot on a HLS recently when I put my thumb up to say well done for blocking yet again, thankfully this didn't punish us and the block came off quickly after.
Both these events happened with my mate who once missed a true skill repeat on a Top Dog ops:
pressed exchage on red lucky numbers on cracker instead of collect. saw a guy collect 6 pound on club pcb with the logo flashing, he was gutted when i got it later and showed him was 250 dead cert. seen plenty of people nudge 3 of a kind when they have enough for 4 down reilys
Thinking too far ahead. Had a step to +3 nudges (number was 3 stepping to 12) on a Bobby Dazzler. was already thinking I had the nudges which'd bank to 8nudges, plus 10,12,14 for jackpot. Went lower than a 3....thinking too far ahead. Lost out on the rip.
e4ans wrote:pressed exchage on red lucky numbers on cracker instead of collect. saw a guy collect 6 pound on club pcb with the logo flashing, he was gutted when i got it later and showed him was 250 dead cert. seen plenty of people nudge 3 of a kind when they have enough for 4 down reilys
I once persuaded someone to collect £20 off the flash on club pcb, then I proceeded to shovel £300 into it, no flash.
You've got to be a right fly canute to try that one. Every muntling under the sun is stopping around to watch the board and when they see £250, uuuuft, their expression will be priceless.
Someone once offerred to buy a board on Spin On It off me for £10. I was at £10 and had a no lose gamble. Then they offerred me £12 for it. I declined. Am I really that cabbage looking?
If I see one of these up for sale fairly local then I'm buying it, along with a Duff Beer Guide. Get some more EPOCHs in my arcade. SOI and DBG some of my favourites.
collecting the wrong thing on fruits
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trying to get a metal knife out of a toaster with another metal knife
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i think the most stupid thing was driving my mates bmw x5 (wasnt meant to borrow it lol) doing about 40mph not paying attention texting with one hand eating a cornish pasty with the other and steering with my knee's with a can of drink between my legs then trying to dodge a fox.
covered his car in pasty and redbull.
dont know who was more scared me or the fox that looked like it was taking a dump in the middle of the road.
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
update... if your 6'8" and about 13 stone its not a good idea to literally jump into bed... especially if its a wooden bed.
ive just gone straight through my bed an spent the last hour fixing it grrr.
feel like a right ticket.
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
I wont admit to anything. But i would really really like to punch the bloke who thought it a good idea to swap the exchange and collect buttons as well as the hi/lo buttons. ha fucking ha, you may be laughing now, just wait and see how it feels when you have your vitals rearranged.
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