* The litany of fruit machines with his face plastered all over (although to be fair, some of these machines have proved rather profitable for you chaps)
* Mr Blobby
* He was partially responsible for someone's death... I think
*His infuriatingly tidy beard
The charges against Ant & Dec...
* The increasing number of fruit machines bearing their name... none of which have been any good
* The Jiggy Bank Quizzer... which despite everyone spanking off over it in the quiz forum, I only ever won big on once (despite umpteen end games)
* Their incessant cheeriness
* Not shooting Spuggy from Byker Grove with the paintbal gun
I watch DOND. Everyday I get home from work I put it on - usually at the business end of the show.
There's nothing I like more than watching some spoilt arsehole deal at "20,000 then find out they would have won £250,000 ...and then burst into tears and go in a big hissy fit.
And whilst I'm not a huge fan of Mr Edmonds, since I like his show and can't stand any of A+D's, you'll know that the one vote for A+D came from me!
Noel Edmonds - Helped save the world from cake. Ok he drops a bollock every now and again, but he's so good on Deal or no Deal. I mean you wouldn't want Bob Geldof or David Bellamy spitting all over you and asking you to Deal or no Deal and then you find a pair of live rats mating instead of £250,000. No, at least with tidy beard you know you might walk with a tidy sum and that's just the sort of glib, smug thing that Edmonds might say, it's his corny niche. Mr. Blobby was the work of a crazed genius and oh God, Edmonds is great. Without Edmonds there would have been no whizzywigs (that's p1/p2/p3 stoppers to you and you). Yeah there was something to do with an elephant, a Jenson Interceptor, someone dying on the Late Late Breakfast show and he did shoot Clive Anderson, but no one is perfect. It's the gunge tank! You've been gunged!!
Ant and Dec - Someone I know saw them in....in......Cyprus I think it was. Apparently they are JUST like they are on the TV in real life. Real down to earth lads, always laughing and joking and always happy. That's what you need on holiday, you don't want to bump into eeyore and Marvin moaning about everything, much rather have Ant and Dec making jokes about the creepy crawlies on the beach.
Great family entertainers, they won't be tied up with any murders, rapes, gang bangs, drive by ticklings or cake smuggling like most other 'clean-cut' presenters. Granted whenever I see their face on a fruit machine, I know that winning more than £3 on a board will be a chore and possibly that board may cost significantly more. That's not their fault though is it? It's not as if they work for Bell Fruit.
If pressed as to which should die, well putting aside the horribly barbaric act of inflicting death on another sentient being, it will have to be Ant and Dec. Sorry lads, you are a bit too happy, I mean it might work for I'm a celebrity, get me to the luxury hotel just five metres from this 'camp' but you're not going to get a job presenting Crimewatch in a hurry are you? As for all that Saturday Night crap, I'm surprised they haven't got permenant tinnitus from a load of morons clapping continuously and whooping. The big reason has to be from a fruit machine perspective. How many Ant 'n Dec machines have had emptiers?
without edmonds every pub in the country wouldnt be infested with new dond clones, I don't think the fact 1 or 2 of the 20 made being playable/emtiable makes up for the majority of them being awful, and making bfm such a big player in the awp market, which before this series they were alot less prevalent.
Ant n dec are equally annoying, although supporting the toon, I feel inclined to vote for noel as the most hated....
Noel Edmonds - Helped save the world from cake. Ok he drops a bollock every now and again, but he's so good on Deal or no Deal. I mean you wouldn't want Bob Geldof or David Bellamy spitting all over you and asking you to Deal or no Deal and then you find a pair of live rats mating instead of £250,000. No, at least with tidy beard you know you might walk with a tidy sum and that's just the sort of glib, smug thing that Edmonds might say, it's his corny niche. Mr. Blobby was the work of a crazed genius and oh God, Edmonds is great. Without Edmonds there would have been no whizzywigs (that's p1/p2/p3 stoppers to you and you). Yeah there was something to do with an elephant, a Jenson Interceptor, someone dying on the Late Late Breakfast show and he did shoot Clive Anderson, but no one is perfect. It's the gunge tank! You've been gunged!!
Ant and Dec - Someone I know saw them in....in......Cyprus I think it was. Apparently they are JUST like they are on the TV in real life. Real down to earth lads, always laughing and joking and always happy. That's what you need on holiday, you don't want to bump into eeyore and Marvin moaning about everything, much rather have Ant and Dec making jokes about the creepy crawlies on the beach.
Great family entertainers, they won't be tied up with any murders, rapes, gang bangs, drive by ticklings or cake smuggling like most other 'clean-cut' presenters. Granted whenever I see their face on a fruit machine, I know that winning more than £3 on a board will be a chore and possibly that board may cost significantly more. That's not their fault though is it? It's not as if they work for Bell Fruit.
If pressed as to which should die, well putting aside the horribly barbaric act of inflicting death on another sentient being, it will have to be Ant and Dec. Sorry lads, you are a bit too happy, I mean it might work for I'm a celebrity, get me to the luxury hotel just five metres from this 'camp' but you're not going to get a job presenting Crimewatch in a hurry are you? As for all that Saturday Night crap, I'm surprised they haven't got permenant tinnitus from a load of morons clapping continuously and whooping. The big reason has to be from a fruit machine perspective. How many Ant 'n Dec machines have had emptiers?
