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Post by red22 »

for the life of me i dont know why you lot play monster cashes and the like????

they are shite... i have loads of big reds if you want me to make a list of em? and monster cashes...


but seriously and please answer honestly because i really dont know... if you played 1000 of these all out would you make a profit, if lets say for example they were offering £5 boards from the start?
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not fiver boards, but if offering good super shots and high cash shots or u know ya refills you'll be fine
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Post by red22 »

i kmow where loads are... maybe more fool me for avoiding em but surely they cant be in the same league as lets say reds for example? ( good reds i mean not CLT and the like )
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no they're not, nowhere near, but when ya dials reds and clueys are dead, then these can be okay, mind numbing tho
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Post by Mattb »

Exactly, then there's nowt else to play then they are ok. They can play up, but equally find ready ones and you can get £50+ profits out of them. Chasing marginals on these is such a no-no though, no getting out of it usually.
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Post by greenbelter »

Played a pokerface last night and was offered 15 win spins aff £5 so I took it for the quid £10er ish profit I would have got. Gave me £15 and then IOUs me for £12. must have been hammered. Was told to come back the next day for the money arse !!
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Post by gambogaz1 »

Sounds like it was still streaking. Only time I got offered the 15 winspins during my £100 force was on the Jackpot board.
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Post by greenbelter »

But the machine seemed empty as it IOU'd for £12.
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Me have been filled incorrectly? I've never had it offer 15 winspins, normal, or red. Trouble is, even though red doubles it to 30 (!) winspins, it could 'still' be £15. (30x50p)

I've not found these too bad as yet (although as I said elsewhere, I prefer the older versions (GR / W etc)). Most times I've got the top, it's been from coming out of the middle on a 1/12 and exiting to the super shot square. I think that 'middling' on this is one of the best signs? Along with lots of super shots being offered. A sign of deadness is the old 2 super shots giving you - 2 super strikes and then an 'icon'. Rarely get any further ss's after that. :(

These are certainly not in the same league as 'good' Reds, but like mentioned above, once your 'dead certs' have dried up, these are the next best bet - give me one over a Big Reds anyday. (Um, well, don't 'give me one', but, oh, you know what I mean...) ;)
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Post by greenbelter »

There is one near me and all the lights are out. I only played it once. Gambled and got on the board off 1st £1 and you had no idea where you where then it offered me 5 cash strikes.

Thankyou very much easy profit. Collected and have never played it since.
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Post by greenbelter »

Can someone please explain to me what happens when you land on the zone square. Not sure what it does. Does it eliminate values or somethng?
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Post by Mattb »

No, it just opens and closes the three zones. Sometimes it will shut 2 off and leave just one, other times leave two open and close one, and also open all three.
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Post by greenbelter »

Cheers mat. It always seems to leave em all open when I play.

Might have another go tonight. The one near me always seems to be ready and worth a punt.
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Generally, when it starts piddling you about with that zone square, death is just a roll of the reel or two away. :(

There's about 5 of these near me now. Not too bad for a fall-back position when everything else has been burnt...
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Post by greenbelter »

I know of about 3 but 1 has all the lights out, not worth playing it

Gonna try the other one tonight and see what its up to. Might have been topped up this weekend ;)
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