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i hope when im a middle aged man ill be cleaver enough to come on a forum and try to belittle people half my age,pethetic
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matt, its all well and good to know which boxes are mega/£35, I know all the boxes, but it doesn't really help when it keeps sending £4 or less in the box (and no swap), combined with big board costs and random deaths...

Although I agree you can get lucky on them, indeed I played one today that was clearly done and ended up £10 up on it via a £35 box.

In terms of globals I think there is a lot of luck involved, some are better than others, but I'd say I was overall up on them, so I wouldn't say they are a poor machine, I agree with matt that they do more £105 than any other manu, but what I don't agree with is when you say they don't do many flat £35's - had this plenty too. Personally I prefer the warped/goldrush etc. series to bucks bunny/BTQ, the latter I find very rarely streaks, and even if it does rarely over £70, although I do concede they are more obviously progressive, and as such less dodgy and sometimes cheaper to play out.
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right gonna apologise for pouring said pint in said tray, was drunk and wouldn't do it usually. Still i was in a chavvy random nightclub, and just done it, was funny at the time. Yawn.
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

Amen to that.

And on behalf of the chavvy nightclub, I accept your apology.
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pickareel wrote:i hope when im a middle aged man ill be cleaver enough to come on a forum and try to belittle people half my age,pethetic
:wink:


there may be oap's around that may be clever enough to belittle the middle aged man.
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admin wrote:Please dont make digs at the moderators, they are doing their best to make this a friendly place for all to enjoy.
all the moderators are GARIBALDI BISCUITS
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only joking
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fruitypie wrote:
Istenem wrote:
fruitypie wrote:arrrrrrr the missing pages :shock:
the good bit is still here] yep read it all, I can say a lot more but i might end up on youtube being slagged off by that doublechin icecream geezer roflmao .
Only double ?
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Spyder wrote:
admin wrote:Please dont make digs at the moderators, they are doing their best to make this a friendly place for all to enjoy.
all the moderators are GAY

Plenty of fruits on here. Ooh arghh missus.
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ob wrote:matt, its all well and good to know which boxes are mega/£35, I know all the boxes, but it doesn't really help when it keeps sending £4 or less in the box (and no swap), combined with big board costs and random deaths...

Although I agree you can get lucky on them, indeed I played one today that was clearly done and ended up £10 up on it via a £35 box.

In terms of globals I think there is a lot of luck involved, some are better than others, but I'd say I was overall up on them, so I wouldn't say they are a poor machine, I agree with matt that they do more £105 than any other manu, but what I don't agree with is when you say they don't do many flat £35's - had this plenty too. Personally I prefer the warped/goldrush etc. series to bucks bunny/BTQ, the latter I find very rarely streaks, and even if it does rarely over £70, although I do concede they are more obviously progressive, and as such less dodgy and sometimes cheaper to play out.
Yep, thankfully the ones here are foten phone board ready within £35 so you nearly always win. Failing that like you say it's down to luck, but the swap element means you've got so much more chance of a better win than otehr DONDs. I also prefer GMs to Cool games, the streak profile on those is a bit poor....rechased a billy once 8 times that kept going flat, gave up in the end and took a big hit.
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petera wrote:
fruitypie wrote:
Istenem wrote: the good bit is still here] yep read it all, I can say a lot more but i might end up on youtube being slagged off by that doublechin icecream geezer roflmao .
Only double ?
How does 5bellys sound ?
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you two ladies should get together u would make a good couple,nothing u can really do 2 affect my life is there hmmmmmmm?oh no please dont post about my gut as i really really thought i was slim
:roll: couple of up the arse over the hill dozey cunts,has the credit crunch affected your ability to go and lump bar xs?oh no i better stop saying stuff now as she might threaten to come up norwich and beat me up PETHETIC!!!!!!
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Petera, you tell me to get as life...yes, that's right!
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CrosbyRules wrote:Petera, you tell me to get as life...yes, that's right!
You still here ?

Has anyone noticed that the original thread this thread came from is not doing very good business , yet this one which is full of crap goes on and on ?

Give the people what they want ....
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