Are there any sexy female pro fruit machine players?

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:13 pm

Most women despise machines and their blokes playing them. I personally wouldn't like my missus to play machines.

My current GF isn't too bad. If we're having a few beers and there something on, she won't mind me playing it, but it's a (small) sacrifice. She has absolutely no interest, but understands why I do it.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:28 pm

milk monitor wrote:Most women despise machines and their blokes playing them. I personally wouldn't like my missus to play machines.

My current GF isn't too bad. If we're having a few beers and there something on, she won't mind me playing it, but it's a (small) sacrifice. She has absolutely no interest, but understands why I do it.

I've told the wife that I'll give up playing fruit machines when she agrees to pay half of our credit card bill.

CrosbyRules · Post by **CrosbyRules** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:32 pm

my missus dispises them, won't hardly ever touch a machine infront of her, have once when I was drunk

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:43 pm

it is peculiar, until they hit the menopause women have no interest in fruit machines. afterwards they are stuck to them like limpets. and they invariably talk to the machines.

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:53 am

women are only good for one thing

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:51 am

SilverSurfer wrote:women are only good for one thing

Making cakes?

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:25 am

Bearing children? Slaying vampires?

petera · Post by **petera** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:30 am

bigv038 wrote:
SilverSurfer wrote:women are only good for one thing
Making cakes?

Well my wife made a fantastic banoffe pie last night ......If thats all they are good for long may it last I say !

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:00 pm

cant realy trust em to count corectly and 50 bag em up for you corectly after a long sesh though :P

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:15 am

Giving us and anyone unfortunate enough to have to see them for longer than absolutely necessary HEADACHES. That's ALL women are good for in my humble opinion.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:24 am

petera wrote:
bigv038 wrote:
SilverSurfer wrote:women are only good for one thing
Making cakes?
Well my wife made a fantastic banoffe pie last night ......If thats all they are good for long may it last I say !

Oh, I see!

A banoffee pie gets made when I'm not there!

I recall I have to make do with a poxy curry when I stay!

petera · Post by **petera** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:01 am

Lol
Just noticed that !
I will have a word with chef for you !

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:38 pm

i saw one sexy youg feamale playing a £5 jp pinkpantha in trocadero when i was with chris the red gamer crazybar/badlands and lil alex and lil steve.
she was fiiiine wearin a black skirt and wastecoat thingy and white shirt with a badge with the name of a bookies on it.
she was playing for the red superhold for jackpot so she obviosly knew what she was doing.
she moved from machine to machine and she was sooo fine i couldnt play just watched her jack them all. mmmmmmmmm niiiiice.
i spat some lyrics at her nearly got the number but she said she lived too far away. shit!
best looking bird ive seen on a fruity.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:54 pm

LOL - there's some 'classic' posters in this thread - where are they now?!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:51 pm

lol

out there Queuing for their giros

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