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[SilverSurfer]

I try to avoid making any eye contact if the bar is in a position where you have to see the bar staff before you can check the fruit. Sometimes that's by pretending to be on the phone and ranting at someone saying they are taking the piss and I have to walk all that way now, you tosser, etc.

[neil222]

walk in shit fruit get phone out make a call to no one "allright steve where you at" mid fake chat phone rings! very funny looks.