TOOLERS BEWARE

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er... back on the topic, toolers are horrible because they steal...
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SilverSurfer wrote:er... back on the topic, toolers are horrible because they steal...
ok i get the point wat ur sayin but aint u read the last 15 - 20 topics saying it so why do ppl keep making the same topics its not going to get the word across ppl r stil gonna tool so its pointless
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I don't see how that other post was nasty - I felt awful for that for girl dying like that, but it is a fact that the father was a nutter with an IQ in the bottom 1% of the nation which seems to be about the same level as salford's. Hypersensitive twat, you must be a Sun reader.

Back on the topic, the last toolers I saw were tooling 500's and stole about a grand. Sickening.
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now the post i refer to has been deleted. Great. Control Freaks, anyone?
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No, we just have to control some freaks sometimes. There was zero point in that other thread. Continue your tool discussion here.
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if I walked around a service with hammer and a chainsaw, do you think I'd get arrested for tooling or carrying tools in a threatening manner?
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Salford, you are a thief who can't spell
Silver, you need to calm down because you are coming across as slightly deranged.



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Silence is golden............. 8)
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Mr McStreak wrote:Salford, you are a thief who can't spell
Silver, you need to calm down because you are coming across as slightly deranged.



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why am i a thief you smack head ?
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Now look here, MR McSTREAK, just because Liverpool beat Chelsea at the Bridge today, ending their 4 year and 86 game unbeaten run in the premiership, doesn't mean you have any right to turn against me!!!
If you're not careful, I'll chainsaw your limbs off at your local service, then crush your bones with the hammer...... GIT.

No need to erase this one Mr Moderator, I am merely joking and Mr McStreak is a good friend of mine...

All I have to do now is make the post relevant to tooling...

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Post by mr lugsy »

my dr did one for a tenner.

anyway i'm with surfer on this ,feed the sausages back to the pigs aswell.
but seriously,too many people who should care what is happening out there(because it affects you all in the end) are being apathetic to it.
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salford5 wrote:
Mr McStreak wrote:Salford, you are a thief who can't spell
Silver, you need to calm down because you are coming across as slightly deranged.



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Silence is golden............. 8)
why am i a thief you smack head ?
I thought you were a tooler? If not then I apologise, but I assumed you were because of other posts.
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Yes, for the amounts taken, which presumably amount to many, many thousands, the punishments and detection should be far more stringent.
However since the people involved in machine distribution and operation and indeed manufacture seem to be mostly clueless, coupled with the fact that much of the lastest 'naughty' stuff appears to come from the inside we have a problem which isn't disappearing in a hurry.

If it's bothering you that much, then mention it to your local police station. There will be officers who specialise in particular areas of crime. You'll find they'll be happy to examine evidence such as descriptions of offenders, methodology used, car registration numbers and footage of any activity.

Many toolers will be laundering this dirty money anyway and by starting a proper police investigation that isn't just a crime reference number given to a landlord, you'll be making their lives a lot harder.

This thread, although partially amusing, has descended into something bordering on the absurd. May I provide a reminder for all parties that this board is a highly intelligent operational fruit machine dialogue resource nodule podule module. For this reason childish behaviour will not be tolerated and I would put out a general request that patrons of this board exercide refrain when engaging in what may be highly emotive topics. I bear particular reference to childish insult throwing as mentioned by MV up above. This is particularly pathetic and I would like to see a halt in this trend. Whilst I believe in allowing patrons to express a range of controversial opinions, I think that there is a limit on what constitutes as a relevant posting.

Many thanks for your co-operation,

Cheers,

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Post by betchrider »

Can i ask arent emptiers theft?Because they are put in by programmers so mc/s can be emptied by them or there pals and they only get out when somebody sees em or they decide to sell.Seems like sour grapes to me that people arent makin as much as them!Surely how you"empty" the machine is still "emptying"the machine so still theft?Or because some see it as an art form when it isnt.(Of course i may be and probably am wrong)
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Post by Martal~Wombat »

mr lugsy wrote:my dr did one for a tenner.
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Thirty fucking sniffers mine did it for!!!
6 years ago, Are you claiming incapacity lol
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sorry for the off-topic
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Right..........Lets say we've got 2 Club Psycho Cash Beasts, both on the original program, in a snooker/social club somewhere.

Mr A wanders in, buys a pint, and by taking advantage of something he has perhaps worked out in his own time, and at his expense, or been told about by a friend, or even paid for, proceeds to empty the machine of the majority of its £350 contents. He doesn't want the machine to go completely empty, so he runs it down, collecting wins, until it it completely dead. He then changes some of the coins up at the bar, the bartender has seen him win, so doesn't mind taking the coins. Mr A then finishes his drink and walks out, perhaps having a little chuckle to himself.

Shortly afterwards Mr B walks in, accompanied by a couple of friends, one of which looks like he needs a good bath. He heads straight to the machine, and sends one of his mates to the bar where he orders half a coke, and a couple of bags of crisps. And £10 in £2 coins. While this happening Mr B is looking through the reel glass, to see if it has any plates inside it to prevent it having its contents robbed.Robbed, (oops, didn't mean to type the word ROBBED twice) while the other friend stands to his side with his left arm raised onto the top of the machine, shielding him from the barman's view.
He then grabs a bar stool and drags it 30 yards over to the machine, before putting a series of lengthly songs on the jukebox, to drown out any excess noise they are making. He then attemps to put a polycarbonate device up the payout shoot, while his cohorts look around anxiously. Not having any luck, Mr B resorts to plan B and sends a mate out to the car for another tool. Several people are keeping a casual eye on them now, because they are displaying traits of guilt, and the other friend is eating his crisps with an almost animalistic zeal, as though he hasn't eaten for weeks.
As Meatloaf's hit 'Bat Out Of Hell' starts playing for the second time, the gopher returns, but curiously now has a bomber jacket on, a bit strange for mid july. His left arm is rigid. Now he starts 'playing' the machine while the other two huddle round, but his stance is all wrong. Past caring now he proceeds to dismantle the 'take nudges' button and feeds a thin but sturdy piece of wire into the hole, as one of the others wedges the cash box door open with a cigarette lighter, to release the door switch. But Mr B is having trouble hitting the test switch, because it has been taped over in a naive DIY attempt to prevent robbery. Bloody blatant robbery. Eventually he gets there, and the machine dumps its contents in one go, much to the chagrin of a number of regulars. Once done they leave very quickly, one can be heard swearing because he's late meeting his crack dealer. The machine has not been reset, and the microswitch is broken on the nudge button, rendering it useless.

Who is committing the crime?
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