How to spot a tooler

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:47 pm

Mark. Wait until next week. That's when the half term pro's come out.

barneybear · Post by **barneybear** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:48 pm

Slammer wrote:
Houston wrote:. . . And you are the typical "I think I'm better than you lot" muppet who probably has no money cos it's either gone in a touch screen 'rou, or you've gone up the cas and done what all idiots do and spun up at a grand a go.

Whats the point of that post? Has fck all to do with tooling.

At least I can afford to do a grand a spin anyway. You've probably never even had 10 grand in your bank account at any one time in your life, let alone blown 25 grand in a night (cash) and gone back the next day with more.

Lol.

Is that something to be proud of really though? Just being honest. With all the poverty and depravation in the world....
Enjoy your inheritance.

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:55 pm

let alone blown 25 grand in a night (cash) and gone back the next day with more.

Lol.[/quote]

If you've actually done that then my online persona of you has just dropped drastically. That is nothing to be proud about whatsoever no matter what insults are being chucked at you Mark, and something most people would want to keep quiet about.

You started off seeming like a clued up semi pro/semi retired player but your quickly dropping down to the kiddy insulting poster that this site is getting more & more of each week.

And where's the Bollox to you all gone ? Nice touch i thought!!

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:03 pm

barneybear wrote:
Slammer wrote:
Houston wrote:. . . And you are the typical "I think I'm better than you lot" muppet who probably has no money cos it's either gone in a touch screen 'rou, or you've gone up the cas and done what all idiots do and spun up at a grand a go.

Whats the point of that post? Has fck all to do with tooling.

At least I can afford to do a grand a spin anyway. You've probably never even had 10 grand in your bank account at any one time in your life, let alone blown 25 grand in a night (cash) and gone back the next day with more.

Lol.
Is that something to be proud of really though? Just being honest. With all the poverty and depravation in the world....
Enjoy your inheritance.

No inheritance around my way. All my money I worked hard for and earnt legally from fruit machines.

Poverty and depravation? Tell it to the politicans. Now I work, Ive stopped supporting charities because I pay thousands a year in tax so that some slut can bang 3 kids out and get a council house and all her food, drugs and night outs paid for.

Go figure.

greenbelter · Post by **greenbelter** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:09 pm

[quote="Slammer"]Oh for the love of god....

No, No, No..... No.

I'd say its very unlikely they were toolers. Potentially from the sounds of things, not even players, but just 3 chavs that have gone into a bar for a drink and spotted some free credits and one thing led to another.

But you have done the ALL TIME CLASSIC. Because you think 'someones looking shifty', you've gone to the bar manager and told him they are upto something and keep an eye out and so forth. Many a bar has received broken glasses and damaged furniture for similar ludicrous and slanderous acusations.

I really hope that you get 100+ into a red gaming and get thrown out because someone has felt that you were being dodgy.

You (and I dont mean to be insulting here before I get repremanded yet again), are the typical bar idiot. You dont know what a tooler does, acts, or even looks like]

How the f**k do you know if they where or weren’t toolers I never said they were toolers I was asking if they where hence the title of the post.

And I spoke to the bar man because the guy threatened me and acted like a little prick so I wanted to warn the bar manager incase there was going to be any trouble. And I never told the bar manager something was going on I just told him to keep an eye on them. The manager was on to them anyway after he and most of the pub saw him threaten me.

And just like you I don’t mean to be insulting but piss off with your f*****g accusations.

Are you a tooler in disguise?

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:10 pm

gambogaz1 wrote:let alone blown 25 grand in a night (cash) and gone back the next day with more.

Lol.

If you've actually done that then my online persona of you has just dropped drastically. That is nothing to be proud about whatsoever no matter what insults are being chucked at you Mark, and something most people would want to keep quiet about.

You started off seeming like a clued up semi pro/semi retired player but your quickly dropping down to the kiddy insulting poster that this site is getting more & more of each week.

And where's the Bollox to you all gone ? Nice touch i thought!!

[/quote]

I give as good as I get. If people are gonna slag me off, then I'll come back at em. If the board gives me enough grief, I'll simply recommend someone gets the DoS attacks going. Doesnt matter to me.

I made a totally valid post about how people misinterpret people as toolers without having a clue what they are talking about, then I start to get flamed and called a muppet.

Losing 25k in a night may not be anything to be proud of, but having made that kind of money, certainly is. Either way, you cannot beat the adrenaline rush of a session like that once in a while. The problem for me, is that the 5, 10, 25k sessions became too frequent and took over my life.

btw, the bollox to you all is still there - just look a little closer ;-)

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:17 pm

Spotted. My mistake

Slammer · Post by **Slammer** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:18 pm

greenbelter wrote:
Slammer wrote:Oh for the love of god....

No, No, No..... No.

I'd say its very unlikely they were toolers. Potentially from the sounds of things, not even players, but just 3 chavs that have gone into a bar for a drink and spotted some free credits and one thing led to another.

But you have done the ALL TIME CLASSIC. Because you think 'someones looking shifty', you've gone to the bar manager and told him they are upto something and keep an eye out and so forth. Many a bar has received broken glasses and damaged furniture for similar ludicrous and slanderous acusations.

I really hope that you get 100+ into a red gaming and get thrown out because someone has felt that you were being dodgy.

You (and I dont mean to be insulting here before I get repremanded yet again), are the typical bar idiot. You dont know what a tooler does, acts, or even looks like]

How the f**k do you know if they where or weren’t toolers I never said they were toolers I was asking if they where hence the title of the post.

And I spoke to the bar man because the guy threatened me and acted like a little prick so I wanted to warn the bar manager incase there was going to be any trouble. And I never told the bar manager something was going on I just told him to keep an eye on them. The manager was on to them anyway after he and most of the pub saw him threaten me.

And just like you I don’t mean to be insulting but piss off with your f*****g accusations.

Are you a tooler in disguise?

He was probably looking at you with daggers - because you had confronted him and then kept looking at him after you had moved onto the other machine (this is what YOU have said). His mates were probably covering the machine, to stop you sharking.

Why not alter the topic to "Were they monks out on the piss?" if you feel that you are not accusing them of being toolers? By asking the question of whether people think they were tooling or not, you have already branded them, period.

Just like many idiots in pubs do with legitimate players.

Sadly I'm not a tooler in disguise. If I was, I wouldnt be posting on a msg board during the day, I'd be out making thousands a day, tax free with little-to-no chance of repurcussion. Unfortunatly, the biggest regret of my life is never getting involved in it. Cos 9/10 landlords and certainly the leisure industry f**king deserve it. That is a regret I will sadly always remember and have to take to my grave.

greenbelter · Post by **greenbelter** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:21 pm

Slammer wrote:
gambogaz1 wrote:let alone blown 25 grand in a night (cash) and gone back the next day with more.

Lol.
If you've actually done that then my online persona of you has just dropped drastically. That is nothing to be proud about whatsoever no matter what insults are being chucked at you Mark, and something most people would want to keep quiet about.

You started off seeming like a clued up semi pro/semi retired player but your quickly dropping down to the kiddy insulting poster that this site is getting more & more of each week.

And where's the Bollox to you all gone ? Nice touch i thought!!

I made a totally valid post about how people misinterpret people as toolers without having a clue what they are talking about, then I start to get flamed and called a muppet.

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you misread my poast mate. You assumed I thought the guys where toolers. I didn't I just asked the questions how to spot a tooler. Get it right before you make accusations.

Houston · Post by **Houston** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:49 pm

it's how you go about yourself on this forum that bugs a few of us slammer. You seem to think you're the know all of anything to do with gambling/fruits. Some of us know different! So what if you did do 25k in one night and go back for more, what's good about that? I'm not gonna say what i have in the bank as it's none of anyone's business except mine. I do ok which is good enough for me. Now, how are you doing?

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:54 pm

2-4 weeks back , i was on brum broad st , when 3 lads were on a monop(hereNnow cluedo) they looked sheepish and were obviously up to no good,,,, anyhow i dropped a bollock by making it obvious i was waiting for it by staring them out(doh).....

anyhos one of em left (in hindsight i now know to fetch tool from car)

and while he was gone the other two got to the feature , then one of em turned to me and said ohyyy we know your waiting for this , so can you hit this , ? ,,,, i said no probs y?

they said cos their m8 who can has just nipped out.

so i thought fuck it , no skin of my nose really and obliged .

then the usual questions came when players meet , like where you from , who you know , how long you been at it etc etc

shortly after the 3rd one came back in , and convinced i was a player and not a copper , proced'd to pull out a tool ( that i wont describe on here obviously ) and emptied the hopper in 20seconds

i did question why they asked me to hit the feature for them ?
to which the reply was that they like to leave em dead so the next average joe doesn't iou it .

now i was impressed with the speed ,,,,, but thats it ,,,, def not for me ....

but thats easy for me to preach about thieving ,,,,, after all , i have a lot of ( legitimately fruit earnt money)

but if i hadn't ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ?i would have been tempted .

not big not clever but if i was skint , i would do it ,,,,,,, how many of you honestly wouldn't ?????? if you had nowt

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:15 pm

that a good enough contribution for you mark???? :P

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:23 pm

How do they get away with the hopper dump?? A GM dumping it's £105 brings enough looks & questions usually. Did it make much noise??

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:36 pm

and as for mark coming across with his cocky swagger know it all attitude ,,,,,,,well

im afraid for a lot of us on here , its been bread into us over the years ,,,,, im the first to admit im up my own arse from time to time,,,,,,, it develops through years of knowing that your above the system as far as societies stance being that a '' conventional '' job is the be all end all of human existence ..'

im not saying its right to come across like we all do from time to time , and there really is no excuse , but there you are . because we have been in the ( two fingers up to the government ) mould for so long , it develops into a cocky dont give a fuck attitude ,,,, im not defending slammer ( god knows , we have crossed horns on numerous occasions ) but i can understand where he's coming from.

anyhow most personalities are exaggerated on here , nothing like when you meet in real life , and should be taken with a pinch of salt.

im a right cunt in the real world lol :P

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:40 pm

yes gambo m8 , it did ,,,,, he tried valiantly to catch it all , but no good , it made a right clatter ,,,,,,,,,,,,, and it made me uneasy standing there innocently ,,,, i could have been cought too ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

like i said ,,,, def not for me