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thecannonball89 wrote:
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RUDE wrote: I don't understand why it matters if you're up or not. I know CLT's aren't the best Reds but from £15 nudge ready I'd get stuck in.

LOL. Ive heard this soo many times over the years. Ive always said, what sodding difference does it make whether your up £50/£100/£300/£800 or down on the day.

As a 'professional player', if the unit is deemed as a profitable unit, it should be played. If its not, then you are playing it as an addict and should be walking away.


Incidently, the people that have always said things like this have always been joeys that get tricks late and bank things for fun.



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Yes i bank things for fun, what has that got to do with it?

Cheers, Mark


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thecannonball89 wrote:There not playble if you enjoy getting 40 tops and losing its red because of it faor enough and good luck to you!

If somebody could decode this please, I'll have a crack at replying.



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I'll have a go Mark, I'm doing this ad-lib as I type so hold on....let's relieve the cut and paste buffer first of all.

Here we go.

"There not playble if you enjoy getting 40 tops and losing its red because of it faor enough and good luck to you!"


Right one minute. Got the old Enigma machine here, a few bombes churning around, a bit of paper wrapped around a pencil. Some cryptotgraphically ciphological 256bit encrypted analysis going on here. Not to mention a radiator on warm and some lemon juice. Deep breath. The ghost of Alan Turing on my shoulder. I think he's homosexual but what does that matter? He's a ghost for Christ's sake.

They're not playable if you enjoy getting £40 tops and losing. It's Red.....ok I'll quit messing around. Typing aloud to myself here. I think what was meant was,



"They're not playable unless you enjoy getting £40 tops and losing. I suppose you went for it as it was red, well fair enough and good luck to you!"



Yes that's my final answer. They're refers to the new breed of Red Gamings. I assume the £40 tops come after £60 staked, repeat ad nauseum.


Hope this helps,


Perhaps this board could be nanogrammatically and lexicographically filtered so that only the purest messages come through intact? This by product could be squeezed into digest form and sent via email to everyone approximately bi-weekly depending on the quality and turnover of posting? We could call it the 'Fruit (chat) Digest'.


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Slammer wrote:
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LOL. Ive heard this soo many times over the years. Ive always said, what sodding difference does it make whether your up £50/£100/£300/£800 or down on the day.

As a 'professional player', if the unit is deemed as a profitable unit, it should be played. If its not, then you are playing it as an addict and should be walking away.


Incidently, the people that have always said things like this have always been joeys that get tricks late and bank things for fun.



cheers, Mark
Yes i bank things for fun, what has that got to do with it?

Cheers, Mark


Twat.
Slamer who are you? some casino crazed idiot.
as it is ment to say! "if you enjoy getting a top for £40, then losing its red!" do you even know how to play machines??
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Cannonball. If you knew who Slammer is you wouldn't write"Do you know how to play machines ?"
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He seemd to be a bit confused about a red losing its red!
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He's more into the bigger payouts than AWP's.
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but his picture is of a winstopper?
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Think he is semi-retired now. Got himself a 9-5.
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harry2 wrote:Cannonball. If you knew who Slammer is you wouldn't write"Do you know how to play machines ?"
Yes I heard he was quite a useful player back in the day, but I also heard he was a total swede head when it came to doing his absolute bollox in Casinos.

If your a good player and maybe a great player then fair enough. But to just lose it all in Casinos at a later time/date is just idiotic.

People think he's a twat because of some of his insulting(to other people) posts. He's got a job now, admits he plays stuff through just to leave them dead for other people. If thats his game then fair enough, if he still has £k's in the bank fair enough. But for me, to be critical about other peoples targets and goals for the day is a bit off. Voice an opinion fair enough but try and do it in a way that doesn't make you out to be an obnoxious prick.

Although I agree with some of the stuff he says, I can understand why others have told me what they think of him.

Simply my opinion..........................Thats all.
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thecannonball89 wrote:
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thecannonball89 wrote: Yes i bank things for fun, what has that got to do with it?

Cheers, Mark


Twat.
Slamer who are you? some casino crazed idiot.
as it is ment to say! "if you enjoy getting a top for £40, then losing its red!" do you even know how to play machines??

Yes. You do not seem to understand, it was not me that started this thread, or in deed, doesnt understand how reds work. I just couldnt understand your grammer. Even now it has been tidied, its not much better. Fortunatly JG has resolved the situation - so dont worry about it.



Seeing as signing of "cheers" appears to be causing too many problems, I will now sign off with "Bollocks to all you idiots! - Mark"



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thecannonball89 wrote:He seemd to be a bit confused about a red losing its red!

That doesnt confuse me at all... thats quite normal lol.



I just didnt understand what he was trying to say!!



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thecannonball89 wrote:but his picture is of a winstopper?

Bloody good machine - made me many a penny.

Why, whats wrong with that picture?




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harry2 wrote:Cannonball. If you knew who Slammer is you wouldn't write"Do you know how to play machines ?"
Yes I heard he was quite a useful player back in the day, but I also heard he was a total swede head when it came to doing his absolute bollox in Casinos.

If your a good player and maybe a great player then fair enough. But to just lose it all in Casinos at a later time/date is just idiotic.

People think he's a twat because of some of his insulting(to other people) posts. He's got a job now, admits he plays stuff through just to leave them dead for other people. If thats his game then fair enough, if he still has £k's in the bank fair enough. But for me, to be critical about other peoples targets and goals for the day is a bit off. Voice an opinion fair enough but try and do it in a way that doesn't make you out to be an obnoxious prick.

Although I agree with some of the stuff he says, I can understand why others have told me what they think of him.

Simply my opinion..........................Thats all.

I'm not critical about other peoples targets + goals as such. I started that poll out of curiosity- not too insult people!!

I may sound obnoxious, some times, but thats because so many idiots on here wind me up. Like that twat having a go at me for signing "cheers, Mark". Apologies for having some manners and being etiquete. Wont happen again, bollocks to the planet 'n all that.


The whole world of losing money in the casinos is a thread in its self.


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Did you not start a thread titled 'You lot are all idiots' and then simply wrote the word 'Discuss' as your main???

Why not start a thread about your brain outs in the casino's then, at least that would be interesting rather than the childish insults going backwards and forwards these days.
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