Are there any sexy female pro fruit machine players?

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:50 pm

If so, tell us about them, post photos or even their phone numbers!

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:52 pm

I'm female.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:53 pm

But not sexy?

:P

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:55 pm

Cheeky

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SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:55 pm

we can only decide on how sexy she is if or when she posts a photo - won't hold my breath though!

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:58 pm

This is me! do you like?

Heya I'm Harry2 ass clown number one!

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:59 pm

I'd prefer to shaft what you are leaning on!! Its been so long

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:03 pm

The only fit birds i have seen playing was in the casino but they were with someone buying them £500 bottles of plonk and would shoot you if you looked at them

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:08 pm

Having met Invincible's missus - (he hasn't posted on here for a fair while) - I can confirm that she is very sexy and happily does Noteys and wedges Cluedos, whilst drinking proper pints.

I was very impressed.

SilverSurfer · Post by **SilverSurfer** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:30 am

player's birds don't count

petera · Post by **petera** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:48 am

Nixxy wrote:Having met Invincible's missus - (he hasn't posted on here for a fair while) - I can confirm that she is very sexy and happily does Noteys and wedges Cluedos, whilst drinking proper pints.

I was very impressed.

what do the tattoos up her arms say ?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:16 am

I've got a saucy set of moobs if anyone's interested?

cspurs1 · Post by **cspurs1** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:43 am

my birds fit as fuck i could always get her to come on a few trips for a bit of eye candy if u want...she dont mind gettin the rounds in either...but i reckon after she sees me buzzin on a doctors and nurses she will wanna play to and hastily drag me into the disabled toilets!!!!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:17 am

cspurs1 wrote:and hastily drag me into the disabled toilets!!!!

is she disabled? if she needs help wiping her arse, you should pay more attention to her and help the poor lass, without her having to drag you with her...

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:20 am

oh and P.S.

she must be REALLY fit, and REALLY classy to get off in a pub bog... even wetherspoons standards are slipping,

the best type of bird.... proper woman!, the ones that dont mind getting piss or shit all on them from leaning against a toilet door while you have a half-minute shuffle in their pants in a public toilet...

lol