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mr lugsy
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Post by mr lugsy »

yeah , soz fat boy ,was only having a laff wiz harry the pro grammar guy,welcome to the forum and may your next diet be the successful one.

well done with getting unbanned so quick ,proper f##ks me off hearing stories of harsh treatment of players,as i've said before on here,keep rinsing them cluedos chubby :)
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Post by Northern Monkey »

Aye come on FK which pub as an exiled sandgrounder I am interested?
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Post by Houston »

GaryChandler wrote:yeah to be honest mate thats all u get on this site is spelling lessons pretty pathetic really
And some of us could benefit from a few grammar lessons too . . . . . !
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Houston wrote:
GaryChandler wrote:yeah to be honest mate thats all u get on this site is spelling lessons pretty pathetic really
And some of us could benefit from a few grammar lessons too . . . . . !
Hey, that's my line! 8)
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Houston wrote:
GaryChandler wrote:yeah to be honest mate thats all u get on this site is spelling lessons pretty pathetic really
And some of us could benefit from a few grammar lessons too . . . . . !

Houston, we have a problem.
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

Nobody's criticising anybody for their spelling, nor indeed poor grammar, misplaced punctuation or obvious abbreviations (except perhaps in jest).

It's only when you have to reread sentences to understand their meaning that it becomes a problem.

Every post on this thread is clear, except for the first one. All Harry did was make a quip that some punctuation wouldn't go amiss.
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Keno do you play my area/know it?
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Post by steveseagull »

bollocks ALL
I used to watch the site for a laugh at the vitriole which undermind it after about 6 posts in every thread. Recently this has been curbed and the site is a better place to be and also post, mostly irrelevantly from me.
Personally, i thought your post was hard to read Fat Lad because of the lack of punctuation. I was impressed by your story in the end; but it took a long time for my thick brain to fill in the punctuation get the full passionate interesting tale get the general gist, and finally make head & tail of what was being said.


on a lighter note i have just taken jenny faulkner off my 'to do' list.
fill your boots lads!
dont anyone pull me up on grammer in this post.
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steve, jenny is quite tidy but i don't want your sloppies :wink:
also there should be a space in steveseagull :wink:
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also there should be a space in steveseagull :wink: [/quote]


blame my parents, do you really think i want this name?
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blackcurrentsoda wrote:Toolers are ruining our image. I have had had countless fruits go empty on me in the last month or so all because of this bloody bell tool. Nice pubs with good machines have become on top because the landlord never sees mr tooler, he sees the guy who comes in every 2 days buy's a blackCURRANT and soda (f.a.o. Mr Mcstreak) and gets the megastreak.. So Mr Landlord can only assume it is you that is emptying the fruit, when in fact it is a tooler late at night when the pub is packed and he can happily dump 250 without anyone battering an eyelid.. It is commonplace now to have your description written down for something you have nothing to do with. I reckon Gamestec, Sceptre or whoever should wire the changer to the mains that would give mr tooler a shock..
Hi mate, yeah that would be amusing, and would certainly deter these pricks if 40,000 volts gets sent up their left arm everytime they went to steal the contents of a hopper.

I say steal, because thats all it is.

Stealing.

If it wasn't for fruit machines they would probably be shoplifters or muggers. And one day they probably will be.

(cue criticism for starting a sentence with the word 'and')

:lol:
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Post by JG »

It makes you wonder doesn't it?

Imagine The Government legalises class A drugs tomorrow. They have it all mapped out, the legalised distribution, moderated and audited to the addicts. Cocaine, diamorphine, amphetamine, hydroxyl-butly-fentanone, mucopolysachharinnicthrombodiethylaccumulatoryproplonkMcbloopalolamol etc

They seize control.

What do all the drug dealers do?
What do they do?
What the hell do they do?

Oh yeah, the criminal recovery wotsit thing manages to snipe off all their assets through criminal enterprise.

What do they do?
What will they do?


Correct. They will tool fruit machines.


But hold on, there's a 40,000 volt widgety. What do they do then? What do they do?


Seriously what happens?

Do we have an organised crime hernia? Whereby people trafficking becomes so prolific that you open your fridge and find the footprints of twenty immmigrants in the bitter or the butter even?

Will identity theft become so advanced that there are tons of fraudulent policeman with false ID stealing the Ids of other fraudulent policemen with false ID?

Will the lower scale crimes become exponentially more prolific?

Or will they all become depressed and live in neutrality, muffled by empty boxes of fluoxetine?

What the hell happens?


On a smaller scale it's the same with the toolers. Do they become burglars? Do they scale down and do the self service laundrettes? Do they float into drugs or cut 'n shuts or identity thefts or people trafficking, credit/debit swipes? What? What do they do?



Or do they get jobs as doctors and lawyers?
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Post by petera »

God you fat kids are all the same ......always bloody moaning.

Now sod off to the kebab shop and mines a large doner.
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Post by Houston »

petera wrote:God you fat kids are all the same ......always bloody moaning.

Now sod off to the kebab shop and mines a large doner.
Where's the apostraphe Petera?
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Well, I might as well chip-in!
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Welcome to the forum by the way adipose nipper... ;)
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