Fruit Machine Chat

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in the pub, complete strangers sit down at the same table and start chatting. Englishman says to the Scottish chap, "What's your name then ?" The Scotsman replies " My name is Andrew, I was born on the St Andrews Day, November 30th". The Scottish...

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Ask to play it for a few minutes before parting with the cash. Check all the lights work and the machine pays out. A manual might help and some keys.

Think you will find that it was Oxford. The University had their own running track, I believe.

The pacemaker, don't know the name. Trivia fact, the commentator was Norris McWhirter, whom, along with his brother, Ross, wrote the Guinness Book Of Records until the IRA blew the latter up in the seventies.

Unders in both Premier games. Can't see too many goals tonight.

The government is expelling 1000 of these warriors because they don't met certain criteria. Yet they allow criminal gangs from Albania, Romania and Bulgaria in without batting an eyelid. Then there are Nigerian conmen, Somalians who are allowed in because of civil war, when they arrive 80% refuse to...

JPM's for players
Barcrest's for forcing

The Project Coin machines with the secret nudge up with the cancel button

or the first ever flash holds.

A priest.

FFS. Please engage the brain before putting pen to paper (or finger to keyboard)

No. The bookies realised that this system was the first ever to work, they had a crew of software engineers working around the clock to fix the problem and then re-installed the software overnight using a team of 4,000 Polish IT students shipped in from Krakow in the 8,500 betting shops and nobody e...

Hi everyone, Im new to the forum. But really interested in FOBT Bookies Roulette. Like everyone i've won, and ive lost (In that order!) I have also tried a glitch where you bet on certain numbers after a 0. This was working for about 2 weeks and i made £1000 from it till the bookies realised. But m...

Apparently in the Manure game today Sopcast broadcast some hard core porn accidentally at half time.