Where do I start with this one ?
Last night, I managed to lose £248 in a Hi Lo Silver.
For those that missed it, I LOST 248.... in a ... HI LO SILVER...
Now that Ive mentioned the exciting bit, let me break it down.
1. It cost me 13 quid for my first win (which offered 6 reds)
2. It cost me a further 37 quid before I was offered an exchange!!
3. It cost me a further 218 for my first jackpot (268 in total)
4. It did NOT repeat.
5. Took some back, got another top.... flat 35.
6. Im now approximately 220 down and needless to say, its absolutely glowing its nuts off!!
7. Takes it all back plus another 20 note off me for... £35
8. Few quid back.... £35.
9. Takes it all back plus another 2x20's off me for... £70!!
10. Few quid back... £70!!!
11. Tried a few boards... Absolutely commoed and wont go past 2 quid.
Now for the exciting things I noticed whilst getting raped :-
1. Even when I was £268 in, it would not gamble past £10! After a jackpot, I managed to get to £20 !!
2. The machine was so desperate to pay, yet physically could not, it was sickening.
3. I had numerous lifes + see me futures. All red boards, maxed cashpot and only the mega streak shot left with all the exchanges etc etc. What does the machine do? Spins 6 and Ambushes me straight off, off every exchange, over 'n over.
4. I got change number on a 12 so that it could kill me on a point 3 scenario.
5. I never once got offered Red Big Bucks.
6. I once got given Mega Streak when I still had numerous shots left.
7. It only had £40 in the hopper when I started playing it and I'd left 30 in it 2 days ago in a high street Wetherspoons, proving why Bedford is so pointless.
8. They stopped daily refilling it and moved it in front of the bar

If it wasnt for my new job, the £3500 machine would now be in a skip. Ive never had such an awful experience and left the glass and buttons in tact before, I really am getting older, but sadly not wiser!