Winning on machines and benefits?

Ilyas Hussain · Post by **Ilyas Hussain** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:51 pm

I is claiming the benefits Brotherz, I make £1000 a week playing fruit machinez. Do I need to go down to the Job Centre and declare my winningz each fortnight? Is it advisable to park my wheels outside the Job Centre? I own a Porsche.

ي إس سليمنق جبسيكرز اللووأنسي. تهنق إس برتهرز, ي مكي خ
خ00 ا ويك بلايإنق فرت مسهنز. وي نيد وودو
ون وتهي جبسنتري أند دسلري مي وإنننقز إسه فرتنقهت؟

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:53 pm

not siprised you claim, probly got a brand new house aswell

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:08 pm

[quote="Ilyas Hussain"]I is claiming the benefits Brotherz, I make £1000 a week playing fruit machinez. Do I need to go down to the Job Centre and declare my winningz each fortnight? Is it advisable to park my wheels outside the Job Centre? I own a Porsche.

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Jog on!

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:08 pm

quickly!

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:09 pm

probly got a few 4reelrs that work down the local mosk

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:03 pm

asalaam o alikum bruder.....insha allah n all that jazz...u is makin good wad heh??....plenty o white bitches for u heh heh???....fruit machinez is good innit....

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:12 pm

ilyas ,i am claiming too .

i am claiming you should far cough and leave the puggies to the indigenous players.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:50 am

mosk

Anyway, who is pretending to be this moby? Come on, it's one of the regulars...

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:45 am

gotta be the dude who plays the rockstar 5jp on ten pences
geoff vicars innit.

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:58 am

dont press it

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Thu May 15, 2008 11:44 am

fuckin ramadam scumbag

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:44 pm

Dont you have any bombs to go let off ??

Strap one to your forehead please.

Skeet skeet !!

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Thu May 15, 2008 6:59 pm

What if instead of strapping a bomb to his forehead he strapped a pig, the you could call him Ahmed.

Then if he dressed as a sheep at the same time you could call him Ahmed Aslam. :P

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:33 pm

does anyone else think this whole topic should be deleted before we get in trouble for race-hate crimes?

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:41 pm

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