BOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Hi there. I've just come back from a weekend of shooting, drinking and driving.
First of all I'll give you some tips on shooting. Let's not load the gun just yet. Also safety first, don't put your right hand anywhere near that trigger until I say so. You'll need to hold the barrels of the gun with your left hand, assuming that you're right handed. The butt of the gun will rest between your shoulder and right 'pec' - or booby if you are a woman.
Your right hand will hold the gun in the safety position (more on that later) before moving around to the trigger. Keep your weight on your front foot and stand up straight, be aggressive in your stance. When you fire the gun, it'll recoil and push back into you. Put your ear muffs on.
There are two beads on the barrel. You need to have your cheek on the side of the gun, look over the top of the barrel and the two beads should look like they're the same size. Now you can aim your gun and fire it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! GOOOD SHOT!!!!
Just flick the release, open up the gun and out pop the spent cartridges. Still smoking.
Well that's it! That's all there is to it! good luck.
I located a p3 win stopper with the two bulbs out before the win. That's just not cricket. Presumably a make shift 'rechip' for the p1!
Noted were Pulsations, Juggling jackpots and Piggy Banks and Vortexes. I wondered if I'd be as lucky as Mattb. No. No £105s within the first tenner. I did pay £4 for swirly things. Knockouts, on a 4. £2....£1.60....£1.....Mystery.........£1. Great. Thanks. Evergreen.
I also found a £5 Flashback with random noises that weren't Flashback noises. I put in £2 and won £2 leaving it totally burned. Next to a Spotted Dick, return of, Elegance cab.
Anyway I could not wander about too much as I had to be normal. It was a slight diversion after all that shooting. Not immensely profitable. Can you guess where it is yet? If you can, tell me all the unchipped bloopaloopas I missed out on.
One last moan. Cafe Naz. Presumably a chain. I wasn't overly impressed with my chicken Jalfrezi. In fact it is THE FIRST TIME EVER I had LEFT CURRY ON MY PLATE. It looks the part and presentation and location was good. A bit pricey, Cobra £4-45 a pint. Come on, behave. The Naans were good. The onion mix at the start was alright, but a bit watery. The chutney was not the usual 'orange stuff'. It was ok though.
The Jalfrezi just tasted a bit 'strange'. I can't put my finger on it, but usually Indian food is like a gastro-crack, you wolf it down, big chunks of meat and onions and all. This didn't go down at all. Plus a service charge (10%) on top of the prices. You can have too much of 'contempary' 'modern' 'stylish' cuisine. I just want food. Food. Food.
Whatever happenned to the little restaurant with Indian music playing out the speakers? Do they still exist? Has anyone been to an Indian restaurant recently isn't contempary? Whatever happenned to traditional and errr...ordinary?
One of these in Cambridge as well.
No fruit machine news. Services seemed burnt. Over and out.
I think the peppers had rancidified and the sauce was just.....crap.
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