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Ross08
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by Ross08 Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:54 pm
If any bugger is interested in buying an old hearse then I have one for sale for five hundred pounds.
It's not the best one around, but great for scaring people. Me and my wife Marjorie go out in it after dark and drop chicken bones out of the back to make people think there are skellingtons inside.
Call me on 07030398558 if you're interested. I won't go below £500 though.
A great opportunity for a fun buy this winter.
ma71lda
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by ma71lda Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:17 pm
What, you and Marjorie go dogging.
By the way, I wouldn't be seen dead in that! :P
itsme
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by itsme Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:42 pm
life is like a big shit sandwich - every day we take a bigger bite
Matt Vinyl
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by Matt Vinyl Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:42 pm
skellingtons
LOL!!!
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
toby
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by toby Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:50 am
whats the jackpot?
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by Guest Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:42 pm
jesus...looks like sum weird mk2 cavalier hearse conversion...them windows just big enuff for marjories big titz to squeeze up against
Ross08
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by Ross08 Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:29 pm
It's a Vauxhall Carlton, 166,000 miles on the clock. degeneration - Marjorie's a 34C boobie size BTW.
megastreak140
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by megastreak140 Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:00 pm
you are a sad old man the only woman you have got is in the sport come on grow up get a life its a fruit machine forum not a undertakers
Ross08
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by Ross08 Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:45 pm
Mega Streak...It Will Never Die Out
Look Mum, I'm on the internet...
itsme
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by itsme Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:13 pm
I 've had a beer or 2 tonight
- I love this comedy/wank sense of humor/bitching/taking this piss,
I can see the connection now between fruit's and hearse's,
Fuck me...that's a top name for a fruit..
"Only Fruits And Hearses"
Bye bye !!
life is like a big shit sandwich - every day we take a bigger bite
Matt Vinyl
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by Matt Vinyl Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:27 pm
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
Marjorie
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by Marjorie Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 am
Anyone up for the bone dropping sessions? You need to come forward. Was nice to see one of the forum users out with me and Ross on New Years Eve.
JG
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by JG Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:38 am
I'm not sure about 'thoroughly relaxing'. Also Liverpool is a bit far for me. Could you do a bone droppping session in Birmingham?
- I love this comedy/wank sense of humor/bitching/taking this piss,
