I've barely spoken to anyone about fruits for a few years now because its always the same old stuff, he saw him playing this or that with him or he went left instead of right - why has he changed his route? The must be something on that game because that guy put 50p in and spun once, peering carefully at the 3rd reel then walked away looking disgusted! I thought those 2 don't speak anymore but they're best mates by the looks of things, hmmmm... they must know something! There's a machine turned off over there and I saw him just walk out so he must be emptying it!
Oh, urgent phonecall! Oh, he wants to tell me about every single thing he played and won/lost today... AGAIN! Can't block him, once a year he gives me a trick that lasts 22 minutes! Oh, why do I only get messages while I'm driving? Hold on mate! Can't talk now, I'm in an arcade where the thick cunts still think phones are used to empty machines, I'll call you back! Oh, now he's not answering.. sorry I continued living my life instead of taking your phone call, mate!
Oh FFS what does he want? Can't not take the call, he usually gets good info... "Hello?"
I said what???? No I didn't! I wasn't even there! What do you mean I did you and your mate's whole route and now he wants halves??? What do you mean he told the engineer they need to update the program on that???
Oh you're getting an empty on the 21st? Why on the 21st? What? Because your mate wants to do it while it still works and he's gonna tell you after they start updating... oh, I see. Tell him I'll have all his buttons out on his whole route!
That's why I don't bother!
