THE LAD BIBLE FACEBOOK

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maverick69
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THE LAD BIBLE FACEBOOK

Post by maverick69 »

one of the funniest things ive read in a while

seriously check it out


94) Thou shall drink triple, see double and act single

26) Thou shall accept any vagina when offered. For any hole remains a goal.

13) Thou shall invite a girl over to watch a film and watch the first 15 minutes only.

no 13 oldest trick in the book, remember those days,,,,,,bet some of u youngsters are still using that oldun
maverick69
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Post by maverick69 »

The LADS Prayer

Our LADS who art in women,
Whatever be thy name.
Thy Sperm will come.
In the Fanny or the Bum
at home as it is in a brothel.
Give us this day our daily head,
and forgive us our Eagerness,
as we forgive those who are frigid against us,
and lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from babies.
For LADS made the kingdom,
and the LAD power, and the morning glory,
for ever and ever.
Aman.


im only half way through i dont think i can take any more
toothless11
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Location: Down south where the girls don't wear them

Post by toothless11 »

You having fun there mate?? Lol
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