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Thought this was funny!

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funny as that mate, what a crank,
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Post by silent g »

ffs another fruit site!
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure :)
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probly the sillyest things ive ever heard
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Generally, you want to be playing for streaks on this machine. Usually a machine will go up to £15, then £20, then £25 then £35, but this one is different in that it goes £10, Super Streak, Mega Streak. The Super Streak gives you blue repeaters from the super board right at the top (starting at £5 and going up to £25 in blocks of fivers) and the Mega Streak gives you red repeaters (£10 - £35).



As yet, I have no idea whether this machine can be forced. Also, if you light up the word Vortex (only available via the bonuses if you play it my way) you are instantly megastreaked. This has never happened to me, however.
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Well worth taking that advice on board... ...and after ten machines, you'll be £110 down. :P

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Isn't this the fabled Bevjones from that Cashloopholes site?
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i think my mum can gamble better than this fool only my own personal opinon mind.
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He'll be lucky to get a feature in his £11 with the way things are nowdays.
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kapricorn bloke in the link wrote:By the time the 11th pound coin drops into the machine, you should realise whether it's going to pay or not. If it's not, try and get your money back, or at least some of it back.
So, the machine isnt gonna pay, then how are you supposed to get some of your money back???? :?
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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clarkey1984 wrote:
kapricorn bloke in the link wrote:By the time the 11th pound coin drops into the machine, you should realise whether it's going to pay or not. If it's not, try and get your money back, or at least some of it back.
So, the machine isnt gonna pay, then how are you supposed to get some of your money back???? :?
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clarkey1984 wrote:
kapricorn bloke in the link wrote:By the time the 11th pound coin drops into the machine, you should realise whether it's going to pay or not. If it's not, try and get your money back, or at least some of it back.
So, the machine isnt gonna pay, then how are you supposed to get some of your money back???? :?
By puting in another quid and collecting £3 win
only 9 quid down now :shock:
simples :wink:
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Re: Thought this was funny!

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Iddiot wrote:The Big Reds are megashots, of which there are only a few. These include the Megastreak and Super Streak and Cash Strikes and Knockouts. They are suprising because, even if you only have 3 Cash Knockouts, if the machine needs to empty itself, those knockouts could be £2.50, then £3, and then £25.



Another way to play this one is to play for Cash Or Bust. As many seasoned DonD players will know, Cash Or Bust is a great compensation, and sometimes more. I have several times got a Box Win of £35 or even the Megastreak from hitting Cash or Bust when everything seemed hopeless. Playing for this, however, does mean that you can't accept anything, as if the machine pays out £5, putting that back in and hitting Cash Or Bust will probably result in you being bust.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Right so the plug on the left is the cash attack and the other is the karaoke? ok..

NOW!
CLUNK!
SILENCE, Drink up we're leaving!!
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Kapricorn wrote:You can always tell if this machine is "taking the piss" as we like to call it, by it spinning without giving you numbers, or just generally not paying. Don't be fooled, if by the Eleventh Pound it's not working, cut your losses
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This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
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