i played a few games earlier with deliberate cretinism so here are a few more audiocaps you wouldn't want to hear:
"he'll never make the grade in this"
"sloppy dart"
"in the gutter"
and my favourite:
"couldn't hit a banjo with a barn door at the moment".
(i never know which is which amongst tmesis/chiasmus/zeugma/litotes/hendiadys/pleonasm etc but i spent a while trying to. anyway, it is one of them).
that would be a good spoiler category for PMP.