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mr lugsy
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my brother was broken into a couple of years ago,hold on.....
my brothers flat was broken into a couple of years ago , he awoke to the sound of broken glass , naturally he was inquisitive as to what the flying fuck was occuring. so off he headed to his bathroom to confront the scumbag piece'o' fuckin shit, who was wedged in the broken window unable to procede with his dastardly plan of pillaging my brothers stash , or indeed beat a hasty retreat from my brothers justified vengeance.
my brother revelled in giving the shiester a jolly good torturing before calling the police ,who strangely enough knew the sod and found it highly amusing that he had been trapped and taught a bloody good lesson by my brother.
my brothers flat was broken into a couple of years ago , he awoke to the sound of broken glass , naturally he was inquisitive as to what the flying fuck was occuring. so off he headed to his bathroom to confront the scumbag piece'o' fuckin shit, who was wedged in the broken window unable to procede with his dastardly plan of pillaging my brothers stash , or indeed beat a hasty retreat from my brothers justified vengeance.
my brother revelled in giving the shiester a jolly good torturing before calling the police ,who strangely enough knew the sod and found it highly amusing that he had been trapped and taught a bloody good lesson by my brother.
People seem to forget that hands are chopped for stealing in other countries....wouldn't be a bad thing over here in my opinion. (within reason 
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Personally, I have never been burglarised and I hope I never am. It must be un-nerving for those who have and seriously uncomfortable during the following weeks afterwards too.
As for Stevie's original question, I'm not allowed a weapon but I do have a pair 20kg dumbells next to me bed, so I'd imagine one of those would be launched at their face, haha f*ckers!
In all seriousness, I'd like be able to kill a burglar with no reprecussions but it doesn't work like that, does it? I've worked hard for my luxuries, I have a 4 year old daughter and a pregnant girlfriend - believe me, I would do ANYTHING to protect them.
)Personally, I have never been burglarised and I hope I never am. It must be un-nerving for those who have and seriously uncomfortable during the following weeks afterwards too.
As for Stevie's original question, I'm not allowed a weapon but I do have a pair 20kg dumbells next to me bed, so I'd imagine one of those would be launched at their face, haha f*ckers!
In all seriousness, I'd like be able to kill a burglar with no reprecussions but it doesn't work like that, does it? I've worked hard for my luxuries, I have a 4 year old daughter and a pregnant girlfriend - believe me, I would do ANYTHING to protect them.
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Good old America! Blast 'em, kill 'em, shoot 'em, zap 'em.
To be fair, we're only hyper aware of the 'unjust' repurcussions from assaulting a burglar on our own property, because of the media. Tony Martin being the extreme case in point.
You can "do 'em" good and proper, just don't go smearing their blood into yoor finest Axminster then calling senior constabularly around to have a look.
Under my bed I keep my 42" plasma, my DS (actually I do, as I like playing that in bed), my Playstation blah, blah the punchline being it's the last place they'll look. No seriously I keep a 6" blade, a high velocity PT-TR9 assault rifle, a Black and Decker drill and a baseball bat. And a Nintendo DS.
Never actually happenned whilst in bed. Touch wood. I'm very superstituousuosuss. If it did, I'd probably panic, hit myself with a baseball bat and throw my Nintendo DS at the burglar. No seriously, ACTION MAN ENABLED, I'd wreestle 'em, stab 'em, shoot 'em (might be several of 'em) and then I'd drill a hole in their head(s).
What happens when you drill a hole deep in someone's head?
I'm guessing it'll cause a stroke. You'll rupture blood vessels and damage important brain tissue. Many parts of the brain will be starved of oxygen and I'm guessing all autonomic functions (breathing, heart beat) may be compromised and the person will die quite quickly.
It's not like trepanning (or whatever it's called) whereby you release the pressure on the meninges for some reason or another. Quiz people! Help! You don't drill through the meninges. If you had a burglar in your grasp and drilled into their head with a proper long widget power/hammer drill, through the meninges into the brain tissue it'd kill them wouldn't it?
Yeah got to, but it's interesting isn't it? Makes you think.
That'd teach 'em to fuck with me, should sort their drug addiction out before selfishly grabbing my stuff.
Enough already.
If I caught a burglar I'd torture them and kill them. I wonder if it's possible to insert an HB pencil up a human's penis? Eh? Ever thought about that? Seriously Tarantino would have nothing on me, I'd make that theiving fucker wish he (or she) had got a job.
I's start off with noise torture, a quiet bloop, then I'd see how many decibels you need to burst an ear drum. Then I'd slowly chop off all their appendages, increasing the pain to intense levels.
What's that? You're the meter reader. Ooops sorry.
To be fair, we're only hyper aware of the 'unjust' repurcussions from assaulting a burglar on our own property, because of the media. Tony Martin being the extreme case in point.
You can "do 'em" good and proper, just don't go smearing their blood into yoor finest Axminster then calling senior constabularly around to have a look.
Under my bed I keep my 42" plasma, my DS (actually I do, as I like playing that in bed), my Playstation blah, blah the punchline being it's the last place they'll look. No seriously I keep a 6" blade, a high velocity PT-TR9 assault rifle, a Black and Decker drill and a baseball bat. And a Nintendo DS.
Never actually happenned whilst in bed. Touch wood. I'm very superstituousuosuss. If it did, I'd probably panic, hit myself with a baseball bat and throw my Nintendo DS at the burglar. No seriously, ACTION MAN ENABLED, I'd wreestle 'em, stab 'em, shoot 'em (might be several of 'em) and then I'd drill a hole in their head(s).
What happens when you drill a hole deep in someone's head?
I'm guessing it'll cause a stroke. You'll rupture blood vessels and damage important brain tissue. Many parts of the brain will be starved of oxygen and I'm guessing all autonomic functions (breathing, heart beat) may be compromised and the person will die quite quickly.
It's not like trepanning (or whatever it's called) whereby you release the pressure on the meninges for some reason or another. Quiz people! Help! You don't drill through the meninges. If you had a burglar in your grasp and drilled into their head with a proper long widget power/hammer drill, through the meninges into the brain tissue it'd kill them wouldn't it?
Yeah got to, but it's interesting isn't it? Makes you think.
That'd teach 'em to fuck with me, should sort their drug addiction out before selfishly grabbing my stuff.
Enough already.
If I caught a burglar I'd torture them and kill them. I wonder if it's possible to insert an HB pencil up a human's penis? Eh? Ever thought about that? Seriously Tarantino would have nothing on me, I'd make that theiving fucker wish he (or she) had got a job.
I's start off with noise torture, a quiet bloop, then I'd see how many decibels you need to burst an ear drum. Then I'd slowly chop off all their appendages, increasing the pain to intense levels.
What's that? You're the meter reader. Ooops sorry.
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