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silent g wrote:who is the idiot who comes on here moaning demanding mods remove threads like this one claiming the game will be over soon blah blah even when its old news ?
Sorry, you're going to have to narrow it down further than that - it could still be any one of about 25 people from that description.
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betch would do u silent g
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MoterWayServiceMan wrote:betch would do u silent g
hmm, "do you" is kinda a sex thing,
so

betch would shag silent g???
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Spyder wrote: betch would shag silent g???
why the fuck are you thinking about blokes shagging eachother... are you a fucking pillow biter or what!
Nixxy wrote: Sorry, you're going to have to narrow it down further than that
if i made a thread saying e.g...

i keyed 10 perfect games today and they were all empty...

who would be the 1st person saying "ffs mods delete this thread blah blah blah" ?
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MoterWayServiceMan wrote:betch would do u silent g
As much as i dont wanna make this worse, or turn this into a my mates tougher than your mate thread, have you ever actually met silent g?

he aint little, and unlike his name, he aint exactly silent either! :wink:
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thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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London Fagdoolas
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MoterWayServiceMan wrote:London Fagdoolas
shut it keyboard warrior who cant spell his username correctly! motErwaymuppet
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your the idiot pipin ur say in all the time. Cos im from Landan and im that rare!!
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silent g wrote:wait wait wait. i might have the wrong person altogether.
who is the idiot who comes on here moaning demanding mods remove threads like this one claiming the game will be over soon blah blah even when its old news ?
silent g, you still havent got it, after all these years
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sorry if any1 gets burnt in london 2moro silent g did everythin yesterday
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MoterWayServiceMan wrote:your the idiot pipin ur say in all the time.
like you have now? wasteman!
i'll tell you like i tell everyone... if you got a problem with me come and fucking sort it out infront of me, if not then shut the fuck up!
no one asked you anything so keep your keyboard fury at a minimum fool.

and jeff. what the feck are you still doing on a fruit forum? you dont even know how to play properly. you should be on a burger flipping forum or jobcentreplus you fool. give up the game macdonalds worker before it eats you.
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Greetings! A few of you have met me and know that I am incredibly tall. I've not mentioned it on here before but after this thread I feel I have to, I am almost 7 foot tall, well 6'11" and a bit to be more precise.
I weigh 43 stone and enjoy Sumo wrestling when I'm not typing stuff on here and playing fruit devices. I'm also into my martial arts and love shooting people with guns!

This thread is like SuperArcadia. Some of the more geriatric sensible people may well be baying for the deletion of this thread, but it is making me quite nostalgic, so let the words continue.

If anyone has a problem with this, then I shall be in Toddington services at 7:57am today. I'll be the 7 foot one who looks like they ate one pieman too many shuffling along the white surround.

I'll go gentle on you if you say you're from here, but I am a violent psychopath, so be careful everbody.
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clarkey1984 wrote:
MoterWayServiceMan wrote:betch would do u silent g
As much as i dont wanna make this worse, or turn this into a my mates tougher than your mate thread, have you ever actually met silent g?

he aint little, and unlike his name, he aint exactly silent either! :wink:
get ur tongue any further up there ul be striking blood
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