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JG · Post by JG » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:39 pm

Hi, just playing on line poker and not enough stories appearing.

Please post more stories, NOT emptiers, just true stories of today's runs.
No diarrhoea nonsense now. You know what I mean.

Trayhop has just reminisced about Super spoof and the like. That's perfect. Before my time though.

Anyone remember SupaVAult? (JPM)

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:42 pm

Arse Gravy?

lol

Sorry, can't help ya JeeJers, not played a single thing today, aart from winning £3600 on 'demo mode' Thunderstruck. lol

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:47 pm

a girl in my office came back to work after lunchtime with her sandwich from the deli, took one bite and burst into tears. then, like a child who is trying to talk through a face full of tears and snot, moaned about everything being so unfair. she was inconsolable all afternoon, even though she pacmanned her way through six bags of maltesers
apparently it was because somebody put mayonnaise in her BLT.

i'm fibbing, it was actually me.

JG · Post by JG » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:02 pm

True stories need only apply.

Although I'd quite like to Pacman my way through some malteasers.

Ok, I'll do one.

I was playing Bobby dazzler today and had one step. I was on 14 nudges and managed to get to a position where I could get +2 nudges for jackpot.

Best one was Cock a Doodle with two evens. Two red eggs. A 10bonus. No lose. Sweet as. Flat £35.

Cleudo had some wierd note mech error that could maybe have been cleared by the plug. Someone was on wiyb.

Just going to make tea.

Sorry, boring stories.

Oh no one more.

I was playing a Snakez whilst waiting for something else.

I had resigned myself to losing £7 on a 1,2,3 red starting full, but dead Snakez.

I was waiting. Tried one more quid.

7 nudges for £15 and it gambled to it on a 3. No other signs before that. To be honest I took my £15 as I was spooked. Not to mention it might be the new anti-player chip. Mixed boxes for £3 off graphic cash then dead. I assumed. Wtf? Explain.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:10 pm

Istenem: The slathering of mayonnaise in almost every pre-packed sandwich is something I often (pardon the pun) have beef with!

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:57 pm

saw a bloke get £105 of a vortex today, he was also eating a bacon roll at the same time.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:05 pm

I amused myself by running the CCTV backwards at high speeds.

I was a quiet day.

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:32 pm

Here's a little something to fill the void for 30 secs JG and its poker related, not very interesting tho.......

I've just finished 2nd in a $4 mtt with 113 runners, winning myself $88.

How did I lose, I hear you all ask? Well, I entered the Final Table with 25k in chips and in 9th place, not too far behind 5th but miles behind 1st who had a massive 150k. My aim was to ladder up the prize money to make time spent worthwhile, sure enough I doubled up with AK. People ended up dropping like flies and soon enough there was 3 of us battling it out.

At this point I was in 3rd position with a measly 26k, 2nd had 67k and I couldn't even see the guy in 1st position (359k). Cunning play, steals and good fortune made my stack upto 52k when I was dealt aces, these little babies ended up knocking out the player in 2nd place which put me on 98k. After a bit of to-ing and fro-ing I had 140k, still a massive underdog but my tail was up when I was dealt KK.

Hmmm, what should I do, a call would look suspicious as would a 3x raise, therefore I opted for the all-in.....he called, woohoo. Cards were turned and he had Qc 5c, he needed a miracle. The flop came down 9d 8c 4h.....turn Ac......river Jc. Sickening to say the least!!!!

How can you summise that? Simple, any two cards can win as long as they're 'live', the bigger chip stacks tend to win the majority of the pots, we all know about the infamous laddies river but c'mon, runner runner heads up lol........and most important of all I am a pretty unlucky player, especially when you consider I lost my previous heads up when I was all-in and I hit a straight and the other guy rivered a flush.

That...is.....poker!!

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:49 pm

i took 90 out of a mazooma italian job today after watching a middle aged woman force it and take the first 35 then bugger off!

i also have/had 500 shares in the Bradford & Bingley which were a wedding present about two years ago at a 5.62 each.

inv4estment? MY ARSE!!!!!

at least my marriage has lasted longer.

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:10 am

got the train to my 'secret' hit,was full so that was 120up,train 2 ****** some stuff burnt made 62 on a stopper and 24 on a chipped ape played a crazy cobra yea thas right crazy cobra,6 off was red straight away 46up cluedo in llyods dead then back to burntville for the greasy spoons

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:21 am

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:18 am

ma71lda wrote:Here's a little something to fill the void for 30 secs JG and its poker related, not very interesting tho.......

I've just finished 2nd in a $4 mtt with 113 runners, winning myself $88.

How did I lose, I hear you all ask? Well, I entered the Final Table with 25k in chips and in 9th place, not too far behind 5th but miles behind 1st who had a massive 150k. My aim was to ladder up the prize money to make time spent worthwhile, sure enough I doubled up with AK. People ended up dropping like flies and soon enough there was 3 of us battling it out.

At this point I was in 3rd position with a measly 26k, 2nd had 67k and I couldn't even see the guy in 1st position (359k). Cunning play, steals and good fortune made my stack upto 52k when I was dealt aces, these little babies ended up knocking out the player in 2nd place which put me on 98k. After a bit of to-ing and fro-ing I had 140k, still a massive underdog but my tail was up when I was dealt KK.

Hmmm, what should I do, a call would look suspicious as would a 3x raise, therefore I opted for the all-in.....he called, woohoo. Cards were turned and he had Qc 5c, he needed a miracle. The flop came down 9d 8c 4h.....turn Ac......river Jc. Sickening to say the least!!!!

How can you summise that? Simple, any two cards can win as long as they're 'live', the bigger chip stacks tend to win the majority of the pots, we all know about the infamous Laddies river but c'mon, runner runner heads up lol........and most important of all I am a pretty unlucky player, especially when you consider I lost my previous heads up when I was all-in and I hit a straight and the other guy rivered a flush.

That...is.....poker!!

Poker is after all a five card hand not 2 but unlucky!

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:41 pm

Made a speculative purchase, £500 on Royal Bank of Scotland at £1.79 ahead of the HOR vote.

[Spyder will be able to rib me if they bomb]

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:46 pm

Aye, very true betchrider!

barneybear · Post by **barneybear** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:47 pm

milk monitor wrote:Made a speculative purchase, £500 on Royal Bank of Scotland at £1.79 ahead of the HOR vote.

[Spyder will be able to rib me if they bomb]

shit day today then!

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