Opening hours query

JG · Post by JG » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:14 pm

Is it worth me investing in a pub and putting a p1 wiyb in there?

What happens is this. I JG purchase a pub. I then sign onto a few fruit chat like sites under new names. I flagrantly post locations of my pub with details of the machine. In front of the wiyb is a trapdoor. As the players come in, as soon as I see strange gambles and win stopper frolics then I pull the lever and they fall into a pit below.
This eliminates all the players in the country. Every single last one.
I'll have a luminar wotsit on there as well, non rotared and all the toolers will get trapped as well.
Don't worry, I'll let most of you back out. Everyone else will die as there will be tigers and poisonous things ready to be unleashed.

The maze is 45 yards by 45 yards, so not too big. It also says 'suitable for children'. It is a new maze, so it's probably not very high. I like mazes, but would probably look less conspicuous in Shipleys then on my own in a maze full of kiddies!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:45 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maze_(HM_Prison)

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:56 am

JG

I have written to Michael, Dennis, Jonathan and Harry to request the opening hours. They will forward to Nudgeman's subterranean address as advised.

regards, harry2.

ob · Post by ob » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:40 pm

JG wrote:Is it worth me investing in a pub and putting a p1 wiyb in there?

What happens is this. I JG purchase a pub. I then sign onto a few fruit chat like sites under new names. I flagrantly post locations of my pub with details of the machine. In front of the wiyb is a trapdoor. As the players come in, as soon as I see strange gambles and win stopper frolics then I pull the lever and they fall into a pit below.
This eliminates all the players in the country. Every single last one.
I'll have a luminar wotsit on there as well, non rotared and all the toolers will get trapped as well.
Don't worry, I'll let most of you back out. Everyone else will die as there will be tigers and poisonous things ready to be unleashed.

LOL that's great JG :P

petera · Post by **petera** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:26 pm

JG wrote:Is it worth me investing in a pub and putting a p1 wiyb in there?

What happens is this. I JG purchase a pub. I then sign onto a few fruit chat like sites under new names. I flagrantly post locations of my pub with details of the machine. In front of the wiyb is a trapdoor. As the players come in, as soon as I see strange gambles and win stopper frolics then I pull the lever and they fall into a pit below.
This eliminates all the players in the country. Every single last one.
I'll have a luminar wotsit on there as well, non rotared and all the toolers will get trapped as well.
Don't worry, I'll let most of you back out. Everyone else will die as there will be tigers and poisonous things ready to be unleashed.

The maze is 45 yards by 45 yards, so not too big. It also says 'suitable for children'. It is a new maze, so it's probably not very high. I like mazes, but would probably look less conspicuous in Shipleys then on my own in a maze full of kiddies!

Should be a nice soft landing as Redgamer is bound to be first in there...

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:32 pm

Why are you so concerned with Redgamer?

It's boring, leave the kid alone.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUASiDg-kg4

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:46 pm

Forgot to mention.

Maize Super tip : Follow the left hand wall, guaranteed to reach the centre

JG · Post by JG » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:47 pm

Milk Monitor there is a chip for that. Most mazes can be solved in this fashion, but a cunning maze designer can implement facets that'll outfox anyone using this method.

I've got a feeling Longleat is chipped. It's a big maze and in desperation I thought I'd show off by left, left, left, lefting it. I failed miserably and lost, loads, I mean I got lost loads. Hampton Court is sound, still unchipped, but don't tell 'em or else they'll plant more hedges.

Some of these maize mazes are mental. Not tried any yet. They should be chipped I imagine. I think the Jubilee maze at Symond's Yat nr Ross on Wye is unchipped.

Some scoundrels resort to tooling their way through the hedge. This is blatent cheating and many mazes are mortared up to stop this. Ragley Hall (Alcester) concrete 3d maze is mortared but I believe it's unchipped.

There is a viewing post to see locations and phone your mates to tell them locations of things.

There is a small version of the Hampton Court maze fairly near Water Orton, can't remember exactly where now. Naturally unchipped. Back of Chelmesley Wood. Wierd spot.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:53 pm

There's a maize maze near York. Quite amazing, I believe.

petera · Post by **petera** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:58 pm

has the nova got wide arches (badly fitted of course)

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:03 pm

It's got four slick tyres and a half tank of petrol. Just been painted as avatar shows. Will consider part exchange.

JG · Post by JG » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:07 am

With the China metal crisis, if it drives I'll give you £50 for it!

Drive it around a bit. Run over a few people I don't like. Scrap it.

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:24 am

JG wrote:Milk Monitor there is a chip for that. Most mazes can be solved in this fashion, but a cunning maze designer can implement facets that'll outfox anyone using this method.

I've got a feeling Longleat is chipped. It's a big maze and in desperation I thought I'd show off by left, left, left, lefting it. I failed miserably and lost, loads, I mean I got lost loads. Hampton Court is sound, still unchipped, but don't tell 'em or else they'll plant more hedges.

Some of these maize mazes are mental. Not tried any yet. They should be chipped I imagine. I think the Jubilee maze at Symond's Yat nr Ross on Wye is unchipped.

Some scoundrels resort to tooling their way through the hedge. This is blatent cheating and many mazes are mortared up to stop this. Ragley Hall (Alcester) concrete 3d maze is mortared but I believe it's unchipped.

There is a viewing post to see locations and phone your mates to tell them locations of things.

There is a small version of the Hampton Court maze fairly near Water Orton, can't remember exactly where now. Naturally unchipped. Back of Chelmesley Wood. Wierd spot.

Thanks for the heads up, although I haven't been stung yet.

I think on the new chip the left hedges are thorned.

MoterWayServiceMan · Post by **MoterWayServiceMan** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:14 am

Its time you went o ant played some machines int it harry. you still fink pyscos are new