Marmite

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That's the thing though - he doesn't. Tim's jokes were used in the Tommy Cooper west end musical show, and the jokes then got accredited to TC, with TV getting flak for nicking them when in fact he came up with them. Shocking but there we go. Seen him 3 times live now, and number 4 will be coming up shortly when i go to the Edinburgh frine to see him at the pleasance. Can't wait :D
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I'm sure i've heard some of Tommy's Jokes told by Tim. I've watched lots of Tommy DVDs, still they are both fab.
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Post by Joonyer »

Marmite is the mega streak of spreads ;D
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Post by JG »

Matt that Kasparov gag was one of TimVs wasn't it? I thought I recognised it from somewhere.
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Post by Martal~Wombat »

LOVE IT
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whatever happened to marmite crisps? :roll:
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Post by HorseRacingKing »

Sharkboi brought marmite bred sticks that stunk of dihorea
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Post by JG »

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that!

Urrrgh!
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Horrible stuff :(
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Post by GaryChandler »

you get my pm rude?
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Yeah, it is happening but don't have the dates to hand. Last weekend in Sept I think
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Post by EasyEasy »

HorseRacingKing wrote:Sharkboi brought marmite bred sticks that stunk of dihorea
Also tastd like shit
Anyone seen a dog?
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message to wombat :marmite crisps are still available .tesco do them in 6 packs 8)
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Post by kidgloves »

Dudes, you iz warped if you like Marmite.
It's the kind of stuff that you should have to eat as a forfeit if you lose at poker or miss a Roy's marmite rolls.
It should be classified under the same offensive category as peanut butter and chocolate spread.
Other 'dare' foods should include eating the whole lime pickle tray on it's own at the curry house, and if you ever get the chance to go to Poland, try some 'Lard'. It really is called that and has the consistency of the English equivalent and tastes of garlic. The mad fookers just spread it on bread.
/cue bird hicking up in the marmite advert.
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Post by wildcat »

shouldn't this post be in the lounge?? :roll: (i prefer bovril to be honest)!!
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Post by mr lugsy »

off topic lol but any thoughts on lemon curd ? personally i think it's disgusting stuff and i'm not a big fan of "floppy" sandwiches full stop.
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