I was waiting on a decentish machine after a fairly succesful quick look into a few things. Primarily I had blagged a very cheap blooper that presented as a hold after and paid nearly two jackpots. Knowing history was fairly useful. Secondly a beard phoned me up a couple of times for some decent profit. So this was just a warm down. Not really about playing today, but a few locations.
Target machine being played, so time for a quick dabble, by quick I mean £2 max. Anyway I'd got a method guess thing going on with the Reel Kings on multigame cabinets. I'd go in for this machine and sometimes try a couple of quid on the Reel King to make it look more natural. I'd got slightly lucky and felt that I was onto a bit of a method. Uh-oh. SHUSH Poker Pete! Please, none of that seeing patterns on a random machine lecture. It clearly states random on loading screen. So.....first spin.........ding ding ding ding duff. So close! I Try and negotiate the anti-player technology which probably doesn't exist. Lost about £30 before sacking it off with nowt. Tried £2 in a Grail. 1st spin nowt, second spin.........OH RAPTURE! OH JOY! THREE GRAILS!!!! I had struck the big one, only three bloomin' grails for the pots. I remember a woman got the three grails when it was a s16 in Toddington and bagged £500 off gold. The same was going to happen to me.
Truth dawned. Conversion to B3 and the grails were actually jukeboxes in disguise, not pots of gold. D'oh. However now I had been switched into 'deluded gambler mode' for sure. My Reel King theory, which I haven't really explained that well here had fallen down, so I had to sack off and suck out with nowt. First time, but let's face it, if the system don't work - it's not good. Then the grails for a super impressive £3. Also had a first two things of wilds and HG logos for a massive £5 or summat. Why couldn't just an extra strip of wotsists have dropped in on the third? Don't answer that, I know the answer, it's because these machines are programmed never to pay anything out over £50. They can't do it. They won't do it(*). So I tilted on Grail and not much to say apart from a three monster feature for £8. Cheers. Lost about £60 over all on those games, didn't make that on the other machine.
After £60 I just thought, don't turn it into £600, you've fu**ed it JG you t**t, just suck it off and fuc* it down you mug.
What a clown!
I'm not expecting sympathy. I don't do this at all usually, as you can see by me expecting grails to be pots.
However it's a salutory reminder to BE ON YOUR GUARD AT ALL TIMES. DO NOT PLAY RUBBISH JUST BECAUSE A HIT IS BEING PLAYED. IT'S BETTER TO LEAVE IT AND TRY LATER, THAN SPUNK MONEY INTO 'RANDOM' GOBBLE BOXES.
Anfield are you still on the wagon?
Discipline error
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Re: Discipline error
That made me laugh JG, I remember waiting for a Golden Game once, ended up doing a grand in elvis!! Made £26 on the GG after tho so all was not lost!!JG wrote:I was waiting on a decentish machine after a fairly succesful quick look into a few things. Primarily I had blagged a very cheap blooper that presented as a hold after and paid nearly two jackpots. Knowing history was fairly useful. Secondly a beard phoned me up a couple of times for some decent profit. So this was just a warm down. Not really about playing today, but a few locations.
Target machine being played, so time for a quick dabble, by quick I mean £2 max. Anyway I'd got a method guess thing going on with the Reel Kings on multigame cabinets. I'd go in for this machine and sometimes try a couple of quid on the Reel King to make it look more natural. I'd got slightly lucky and felt that I was onto a bit of a method. Uh-oh. SHUSH Poker Pete! Please, none of that seeing patterns on a random machine lecture. It clearly states random on loading screen. So.....first spin.........ding ding ding ding duff. So close! I Try and negotiate the anti-player technology which probably doesn't exist. Lost about £30 before sacking it off with nowt. Tried £2 in a Grail. 1st spin nowt, second spin.........OH RAPTURE! OH JOY! THREE GRAILS!!!! I had struck the big one, only three bloomin' grails for the pots. I remember a woman got the three grails when it was a s16 in Toddington and bagged £500 off gold. The same was going to happen to me.
Truth dawned. Conversion to B3 and the grails were actually jukeboxes in disguise, not pots of gold. D'oh. However now I had been switched into 'deluded gambler mode' for sure. My Reel King theory, which I haven't really explained that well here had fallen down, so I had to sack off and suck out with nowt. First time, but let's face it, if the system don't work - it's not good. Then the grails for a super impressive £3. Also had a first two things of wilds and HG logos for a massive £5 or summat. Why couldn't just an extra strip of wotsists have dropped in on the third? Don't answer that, I know the answer, it's because these machines are programmed never to pay anything out over £50. They can't do it. They won't do it(*). So I tilted on Grail and not much to say apart from a three monster feature for £8. Cheers. Lost about £60 over all on those games, didn't make that on the other machine.
After £60 I just thought, don't turn it into £600, you've fu**ed it JG you t**t, just suck it off and fuc* it down you mug.
What a clown!
I'm not expecting sympathy. I don't do this at all usually, as you can see by me expecting grails to be pots.
However it's a salutory reminder to BE ON YOUR GUARD AT ALL TIMES. DO NOT PLAY RUBBISH JUST BECAUSE A HIT IS BEING PLAYED. IT'S BETTER TO LEAVE IT AND TRY LATER, THAN SPUNK MONEY INTO 'RANDOM' GOBBLE BOXES.
Anfield are you still on the wagon?
Discipline error II
Was playing £10 STT poker Thursday. Got impatient and went all in with AJ. Needless to say lost to AK. Thought I would have 10 minutes on the roulette beofre turning in for the night. One hour later and I've done £1,500 and I was only betting £8 a spin. In theory this should have lasted for about 7000 spins. Crooked b4stards.
Was playing £10 STT poker Thursday. Got impatient and went all in with AJ. Needless to say lost to AK. Thought I would have 10 minutes on the roulette beofre turning in for the night. One hour later and I've done £1,500 and I was only betting £8 a spin. In theory this should have lasted for about 7000 spins. Crooked b4stards.
Jesus fookin' 'eck! F**k me, it makes you laugh don't it? In a sarcastic, bitter type of bad chi, negative ying yang eat you up inside kind of way.
That's a class A tilt Harry. Anyone caught in posession of that severity of tilt may be sentenced to 20 years in prison, with a parole board(*) of spirit levels possibly allowing you to walk free after ten years.
PMK that's a beautiful story. I bet the GG was really tricky as well despite being pumped and full and you made that profit after both sets of bloops, maybe trick bloopss, the bleep and the big blarper had shown themselves. Possibly with some stuffing balls afterwards. It took you over an hour to make that £26. I know that's the truth as that's how luck rolls.
How the Jesus mother f**kin' f**k can a f**kin' Elvis take a grand? Did they not bother to think that it might upset someone? Inconsiderate f**kin' money grabbing IGT owned tight fisted, evil spirited, mean filleted, green billeted, teen ventriloquist, bean sheen Mc clean. Dream. What? I've totally forgotted what I was saying.
It's fuck<BLOOP>ing (censored - BLOOOPed over that fucking there so it's not swearing ok?) rude to take a grand off someone so quickly. Did the jerky berky turkeys not realise that? Fucking (I've been censored!) fuckers (You're getting right up my bugle!) . What a right shower of King Canutes I tell you. Grand in a fucking (Show's over) Elvis. I'd have given it a good WALLOP.
That story has made me so angry I'm going to IGT headquarters and I'm going to crowbar the programmer's heads up and strim their nostrils until they're shitting bogeys.
Yeah you don't hear of someone winning grands in an Elvis do you? I mean I bet jameslowelovesjayne on fruitemu has done, but then he's the huge, huge, hugest addict out, no offence, nice guy, but does his swede big style. £1MIL in to get a £1500 'streak' back. Cheers.
These B3 machines are such bad value. I know they make their money by cycling the Tour De France on 50p wins, but even so, come on man. I had the discipline to walk at £60 down, I'm not downing you guys for doing 1k and 1.5K respectively, as we've all been there, some of us don't have the guts to admit it. Come on Mattb I just know you did your balls on a Cashino in Cambridge services whilst waiting for a Jailbirds/Warped/Cleudo that was stack 4ss ~o ~o ~oing. What was it? £500 in, then £300 in a snakez, a quick quiz and then put £100 in the Warped for £105 back? Gambling eh? Fantastic at times.
Who said 'No one asked you to put the money in?'. LOOK! THIS IS NOT A THREAD FOR BORING RATIONAL PEOPLE OK? If you're going to get all Mr. LOGIC about it, then I shall go in a DOUBLE STROP - OK?
Tough luck and tough luck again. Or is it? Can of worms alert. If enough monkeys are left with enough typewriters, eventually they will generate the coding for a p1,p2,p3 and p4 wiyb. Although if it wasn't accompanied by the complete works of Shakespeare, I'd be disappointed. It's true though isn't it? Hey they might even type out a playing guide for Rovers Return and send it to Jeff so he doesn't go down at £2.50. BLOOOP!
Sorry about the abrasive, bolshy nature of this post. It's just that's how things are. Just mucking around. Relax and breathe out.
Take care.
Love JG.
(*) or beard.
That's a class A tilt Harry. Anyone caught in posession of that severity of tilt may be sentenced to 20 years in prison, with a parole board(*) of spirit levels possibly allowing you to walk free after ten years.
PMK that's a beautiful story. I bet the GG was really tricky as well despite being pumped and full and you made that profit after both sets of bloops, maybe trick bloopss, the bleep and the big blarper had shown themselves. Possibly with some stuffing balls afterwards. It took you over an hour to make that £26. I know that's the truth as that's how luck rolls.
How the Jesus mother f**kin' f**k can a f**kin' Elvis take a grand? Did they not bother to think that it might upset someone? Inconsiderate f**kin' money grabbing IGT owned tight fisted, evil spirited, mean filleted, green billeted, teen ventriloquist, bean sheen Mc clean. Dream. What? I've totally forgotted what I was saying.
It's fuck<BLOOP>ing (censored - BLOOOPed over that fucking there so it's not swearing ok?) rude to take a grand off someone so quickly. Did the jerky berky turkeys not realise that? Fucking (I've been censored!) fuckers (You're getting right up my bugle!) . What a right shower of King Canutes I tell you. Grand in a fucking (Show's over) Elvis. I'd have given it a good WALLOP.
That story has made me so angry I'm going to IGT headquarters and I'm going to crowbar the programmer's heads up and strim their nostrils until they're shitting bogeys.
Yeah you don't hear of someone winning grands in an Elvis do you? I mean I bet jameslowelovesjayne on fruitemu has done, but then he's the huge, huge, hugest addict out, no offence, nice guy, but does his swede big style. £1MIL in to get a £1500 'streak' back. Cheers.
These B3 machines are such bad value. I know they make their money by cycling the Tour De France on 50p wins, but even so, come on man. I had the discipline to walk at £60 down, I'm not downing you guys for doing 1k and 1.5K respectively, as we've all been there, some of us don't have the guts to admit it. Come on Mattb I just know you did your balls on a Cashino in Cambridge services whilst waiting for a Jailbirds/Warped/Cleudo that was stack 4ss ~o ~o ~oing. What was it? £500 in, then £300 in a snakez, a quick quiz and then put £100 in the Warped for £105 back? Gambling eh? Fantastic at times.
Who said 'No one asked you to put the money in?'. LOOK! THIS IS NOT A THREAD FOR BORING RATIONAL PEOPLE OK? If you're going to get all Mr. LOGIC about it, then I shall go in a DOUBLE STROP - OK?
Tough luck and tough luck again. Or is it? Can of worms alert. If enough monkeys are left with enough typewriters, eventually they will generate the coding for a p1,p2,p3 and p4 wiyb. Although if it wasn't accompanied by the complete works of Shakespeare, I'd be disappointed. It's true though isn't it? Hey they might even type out a playing guide for Rovers Return and send it to Jeff so he doesn't go down at £2.50. BLOOOP!
Sorry about the abrasive, bolshy nature of this post. It's just that's how things are. Just mucking around. Relax and breathe out.
Take care.
Love JG.
(*) or beard.
A good read as ever, though i do wish you'd stop keep randomly dropping me into every story 
Unfortunately none of those macines are in Cambridge services so i did nothing of the sort
The £300 quiz quote is now legendary though, and i think you may have it etched onto your grave you are that fond of it. Glad i'm of use in some obscure way :P
Unfortunately none of those macines are in Cambridge services so i did nothing of the sort
The £300 quiz quote is now legendary though, and i think you may have it etched onto your grave you are that fond of it. Glad i'm of use in some obscure way :P"Sixty percent of the time, it works, every time!"
Re: Discipline error
Speaking of MP, had 3 monsters roll in off £10 the other day only to give... wait for it... 4 poxy quid, £2 later and three roll in again.... got to be a biggy this time I try to convince myself... £6... 6 bloody pound. So two lots of monsters pays £10. I'm lost for words...JG wrote: So I tilted on Grail and not much to say apart from a three monster feature for £8. Cheers.