the topic was going nowhere anyway, best to sack it.
JG stop playing with buttons.... mustard no i won't start that one off!!!!!!!!!!!
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JG wrote:Sorry that was me, the very thought made me hit the lock symbol.
I'm still getting to grips with the features here and think once something is locked, it cannot be unlocked. I locked it, with a view to unlocking it again, but it remained locked.
I can still post things on the locked thread, so if you have anything you desperately want to add to that thread then PM me and I'll edit it on.
However I did think the comment was too explicit for this board where lots of children (you know who you are) read the posts. For that, I award you one black mark. If you get three black marks I'm afraid I'll have to give you a yellow cross. Three yellow crosses and it's a green triangle. Three green triangles and you're the proud owner of a beige coloured oblong. Three of those babies and you'll be filling in the registration document (V<>) for a cyan coloured rhombus. Three cyan coloured Rhombii and you'll get a purple dodecahedron and I don't give those bad boys out lightly. Three purple dodecahedrons and I'll show you a yellow card. This yellow card carries three points which will show on your fruitchat licence. These endorsements will show on your profile for a matter of five years from the original offence date. If you get 15 points, then you will unfortunately be referred to the fruit chat investigating committee. At this point you will either receive a golden helix, a square star of dubious origin or a portable cassette deck through the post. Two and a half golden helices will equal a casette deck and a square star is equivalent to 36 yellow cards. At this point, things get a little bit more complex.
The number of beige oblongs you hold compared with the committee's final decision will be legally binding pending the subset of allocated penalties not totalling the substratic total of denominised decahadrae within the jurisdiction forbiding the holding of silver helices. If you are found to be in posession of such a malformed object, you will be referred to the disciplinary committee. Such matters precede all server actions and as a result you may be struck off or re-sectioned into substrata Alpha Orange (4) whereby any excess marks will be permanently recorded within the 3rd register, subject to the data protection act of 1969.
All information we hold on you may be used at a future date to sell you insurance against any of the aforementioned happening.
For the record, Lukestar now has a small shop in Devon specialising in second hand cassette decks and golden helices.
JG - Mad as a March Hatter.
Will you be barred or just polygone.
