Mr Gloves' Sunday Surgery
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thecannonball89
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- Joined: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:25 pm
- Location: dearam cafe
I must have just been very lucky then or not brought enough attention to myself as I've been in both quite a few times :PMATT99 wrote:they ban players and locals. Same in hunstanton showboat.bigv038 wrote:It's family run and they hate to see you know what your doing and winning! Had a few funny looks in there when I've been winning. They've just never had anything on me to bar me! :P
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thecannonball89
- Senior Member
- Posts: 4368
- Joined: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:25 pm
- Location: dearam cafe
Ok, you get on the game.
£200 later, no bars, saving Xs, immenent feeling of super whooper blooper.
whooOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSH!! (nudges light up)
A DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOOO
[HOLD] [HOLD] [HOLD]
"It's hurble hurble time"
x X x £0----£3
x X x £3----£5
Doooba dooo dooo dooba da!
"OK YOU - YOU THERE!!! YOU'RE BARRED"
"What?! I'm £200 in."
"I don't care you're barred"
"No I'm not."
"If you carry on playing I'll switch the machine off and call the police"
"If you carry on existing, I'll murder you"
"Ok, yes police please...."
"OR you could give me the £195 + £40/hr expenses + £25 call out, so let's say £260 and I'll say no more about it (and send my mate in to take the value).
"GET OUT - The police are on their way"
"Good. Now I'm going to carry on playing."
"Fine the police are on their way"
It's hurble hurble time....CLICK
"OI! Did you just switch that machine off?"
"Yes. You can't play, you're barred."
"Why didn't you do that £6 ago before I got the feature?"
<<Ignored>>
"ARE YOU IGNORING ME?"
"If you can't follow the rules, you have to leave!"
"WHAT ARE THE RULES exactly? Lose £200 and get Fu(Censored)ked over? If this machine goes off again I'm putting a chair through ELVIS and your change kiosk, understand?"
<Goes away to get back up>
"GET OUT MY ARCADE!!! GET OUT YOU SHIT!! AAAARRRRGGGH!!! LET GO OF MY....WHY YOU....GRRRRRRRRR...BIF!!!!!"
"That is what will happen if you wind me up, just let me run this game naturally as I have put a load in, then I shall be off."
"NO TIME FOR THAT SON, I THINK YOU BETTER LEAVE."
"I think you'd better leave. I'm trying to run this game"
"Right. You are under arrest for assualt and threatening behavior, you do no.....AAARRGGGHH UGGGGGGGGGGGG"
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"Ok, Anymore of that and that's the treatemnt you'll get."
"Hisss crackle--423 do you read?? PPspspsskpsks?? Back up requested"
"It's Hurble hurble Time -clunk"
SMASH!!!! SMASH!!!!
"I told you!!! Stop Fuc(kensored)ing me about! I will defend my right to play this game. Now **** off!!"
"ARMED POLICE""
ZAP!!! BIFFF! SLASH!!!!! ZOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! BOOOM!!!
[****]
"It's hurble hurble time"
BAR BAR BAR £35
~~~~~~~~~~~~
BAR BAR BAR £35
~~~~~~~~~~~~
x X x £15
Doo dooo doooba doooo
BAR BAR BAR
Ooooh bars just rolled in....nice(ish)
I reckon I've got a chance of recuperating here.........
"STOP! THIS IS THE ARMY!! YOU ARE SURRROUNDED!!!! ZAP"""
[******]
BIFFF!!
KERPOW!!!
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
PEEOEEOWWW PEEEEEOOOOWWWWW
Ug and then I died due to gunshot wounds, so I should have left when I was asked, but it's the principle of it you know?
Look, it's 2?:43 no time for talking sense. bloop.
£200 later, no bars, saving Xs, immenent feeling of super whooper blooper.
whooOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSH!! (nudges light up)
A DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOOO
[HOLD] [HOLD] [HOLD]
"It's hurble hurble time"
x X x £0----£3
x X x £3----£5
Doooba dooo dooo dooba da!
"OK YOU - YOU THERE!!! YOU'RE BARRED"
"What?! I'm £200 in."
"I don't care you're barred"
"No I'm not."
"If you carry on playing I'll switch the machine off and call the police"
"If you carry on existing, I'll murder you"
"Ok, yes police please...."
"OR you could give me the £195 + £40/hr expenses + £25 call out, so let's say £260 and I'll say no more about it (and send my mate in to take the value).
"GET OUT - The police are on their way"
"Good. Now I'm going to carry on playing."
"Fine the police are on their way"
It's hurble hurble time....CLICK
"OI! Did you just switch that machine off?"
"Yes. You can't play, you're barred."
"Why didn't you do that £6 ago before I got the feature?"
<<Ignored>>
"ARE YOU IGNORING ME?"
"If you can't follow the rules, you have to leave!"
"WHAT ARE THE RULES exactly? Lose £200 and get Fu(Censored)ked over? If this machine goes off again I'm putting a chair through ELVIS and your change kiosk, understand?"
<Goes away to get back up>
"GET OUT MY ARCADE!!! GET OUT YOU SHIT!! AAAARRRRGGGH!!! LET GO OF MY....WHY YOU....GRRRRRRRRR...BIF!!!!!"
"That is what will happen if you wind me up, just let me run this game naturally as I have put a load in, then I shall be off."
"NO TIME FOR THAT SON, I THINK YOU BETTER LEAVE."
"I think you'd better leave. I'm trying to run this game"
"Right. You are under arrest for assualt and threatening behavior, you do no.....AAARRGGGHH UGGGGGGGGGGGG"
[**]
"Ok, Anymore of that and that's the treatemnt you'll get."
"Hisss crackle--423 do you read?? PPspspsskpsks?? Back up requested"
"It's Hurble hurble Time -clunk"
SMASH!!!! SMASH!!!!
"I told you!!! Stop Fuc(kensored)ing me about! I will defend my right to play this game. Now **** off!!"
"ARMED POLICE""
ZAP!!! BIFFF! SLASH!!!!! ZOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! BOOOM!!!
[****]
"It's hurble hurble time"
BAR BAR BAR £35
~~~~~~~~~~~~
BAR BAR BAR £35
~~~~~~~~~~~~
x X x £15
Doo dooo doooba doooo
BAR BAR BAR
Ooooh bars just rolled in....nice(ish)
I reckon I've got a chance of recuperating here.........
"STOP! THIS IS THE ARMY!! YOU ARE SURRROUNDED!!!! ZAP"""
[******]
BIFFF!!
KERPOW!!!
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
PEEOEEOWWW PEEEEEOOOOWWWWW
Ug and then I died due to gunshot wounds, so I should have left when I was asked, but it's the principle of it you know?
Look, it's 2?:43 no time for talking sense. bloop.