Pubs are struggling
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milk monitor
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Some pubs are not even floating machines properly. Did an OAR in a country pub for £105 which emptied within 5 minutes of me being on it. Feeling aware of the few jealous locals (used to get a quick ITP from the panther every 2 days, at lunch time) I ordered a meal. I squeezed it down despite having a game of squash in 45 minutes.
About 10 days later I returned collected my refund and got another quick top, £70 this time, which again owed £22. My news was met with a stony faced grunt - Cue the obligatory meal....
Will return this week and repeat....... I hope.
About 10 days later I returned collected my refund and got another quick top, £70 this time, which again owed £22. My news was met with a stony faced grunt - Cue the obligatory meal....
Will return this week and repeat....... I hope.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. WC FIELDS (1880-1946)