Well actually probably not blind. Was waiting for a train in Victoria spoons late last night and there was a couple of real pikey types really over the top sharking. Had a few quid in the BTB and one of the guys was actually leaning round right in my face every time I got on the board. Well I thought f*ck this this is really irritating and retired to the comfort of the SWP.
Needless to say they jumped straight on. Anyway what was really strange is that these two blokes seemed to be communicating entirely in sign language and quite energetically at that after every single spin. Then a third foreign type came over who could speak a bit but seemed to be doing a bit of signing as well.
This post probably does not really do it justice but it was really bizarre.
seen many strange people over the years... one in an arcade kept watchinng me for hours.. saying nothing.. until out of the blue, she muttered "I go to the gym every friday". I thought it apt to reply "I like my steak medium-rare" to be in keeping with the tangential nature of the ice-breaker.
2 fat lesbians forcing the vortex, lovely. bitter smell of stale B.O. and slightly moist patch under ones XL red polo shirt. they rolled it for a 70 before sticking it in the cops and robbers for rather disapointing return of £40.
Never hawk Lesbians. They are like magicians.
They keep magicing another £20. Feed. Another £20. Feed. Another £20. Feed. Finally, the pub closes, but wherever theres a Dyke, thers an half astute barman in the said pub chain. Machine half dead in the morning
