Any pros out there????????

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Post by milk monitor »

Regardless of what you are making, to come on-line and instantly start an argument with people you don't know means you are a loser.

Sounds like an attempt to mask deep rooted insecurity.
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Post by GaryChandler »

Your emptying slow chip win stoppers well done mate.

Surprisingly half the people on here propably can aswell.
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Noodles; I find your story won-ton... Chow can you make that much in a day from probably the oldest, active empty plate? Satay you make £100 from each won you play, where are these ten machines? And chow do they become full again every day? Fry think that you're telling deep-fried porkies...
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Post by jonnyg323 »

noodles8185 wrote:only give to recieve
So THAT'S how you make your money!
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Post by thecannonball89 »

you cudnt empty ur sack
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Post by JG »

Quite right, in which case you're probably spending £1K in petrol driving between the remaining p2 pauses. Local ****, Wel**** road, not there. B***** Mow, S******* Town Centre not there, The H******lds, King's H**** not there....'cos there were LOADS of pause chips around anyway, weren't there? I'd say about 1 in 20 were pause chips.

Of course you could be over 60, which is good news, as you can go for free on the bus.

Or

On a good week you make 1K from p2s, then spend £975 on petrol, drink, drugs, new trainers, iPOD Nano wankport, bluetooth dongle upgrade jamma pro plus maxi Nike-pod t-bro Paul Smith quad core Nokia MP3s. This leaves £25/week for car insurance. When it's time to renew the car tax, Mummy and Daddy are never too far away with ready handouts.
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Post by Drpepper »

noodles8185 wrote:
Drpepper wrote:well i seem to have you worked out quite well lol.

you make 1k a week... what do you play then?

or lemme guess you're gonna claim you make 1k a week and not say anything else on the matter like every other joker that comes on.
i empty slow chip deals nuff said
So apparently you tooled machines and now you make a k a week on DOND's.

Heh i almost forgot it's the easter holidays. Good luck with your GCSE's mate.
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Post by mr lugsy »

noodles id s##t myself if you walked into my local and id leave straight away you little gambling svengali . my only consolation would be the fact that they dont let school children in during term time. good luck with your exams in june ,or is it next june? :lol:
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Post by Spyder »

noodles8185 wrote:only give to recieve and theres not much i dnt no and i certainly aint doing it on this site
who are you? have we met?

private message me.....
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Well he certainly went down well,didn't he?
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Post by Nixxy »

Are the population of Derby always this entertaining?
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
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Post by kidgloves »

Derby, hmm Derby, I had the unfortunate experience of playing there a couple of weeks ago in the pubs. Dire, truly dire. Shit selection of machines in the city centre, to the point that anything decent must be checked at least 20 squillion times a day.
I'm taking a wide berth until son of Leisure Link does a clean sweep of the area - I'll look in on Derby again when I'm drawing my pension.
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Post by Scott »

i went Derby centre about 3 months ago, every pub i checked had something playable, but after about the 5th pub i gave up. all battered, did'nt waste my time and moved on.
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Post by Martal~Wombat »

Theres enuff stuff in derby....
just dont expect 2 catch it, we went there a few weeks back,
everything caned and caught someone
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Post by GlowingLikeAchristmastree »

as much as you taking the piss out of noodles, he proberly is 1 of the best gamblers on this site, as know the guy and know he does make his money, as any player on here knows, enough slow chips about to make a g a week if going round on ur own is only 1 a day and there's plenty of them around.

yea derby town centre get's done regular so rare to catch things ready.
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