DIRECT LINE... AND IT'S FREE

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Ross08
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DIRECT LINE... AND IT'S FREE

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Introductory Offer For The Festive Period. For Those Having A Hard Time, Or If You Just Want To Discuss Anything.

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ABOVE IS THE 'DIRECT LINE' BILLBOARD. IF ANYONE HAS ANY BILLBOARD RELATED QUESTIONS, DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL.
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Post by betchrider »

piss take yeah?
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Post by bigv038 »

does Marjorie talk dirty? :P
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Tempted to call...but dont dare
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it rings :lol: costs more than your usual rate too! and it wasnt the lovely marjorie who answered :x
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Crikey, I'll give her a call on the old dog and bone anyday, if this is the Marjorie you're talking about!

Marjorie!

But not this one (Do not click if at work, or easily offended!!)

Marjorie?

The things Google will find if you 'innocently' type in a ladies name! Tsk, tsk! ;)
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That guy who's just called me now is absolutely mental. I don't know why you wouldn't say your name, but you were a great guy.

It's a lot of cash to lose in a day though.

I'm still taking calls late into the night if there are any more members wanting to call me. The last two have been amazing people to talk to.

Mattvinyl. I hope it helped mate.

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Usual shit ross ??

I think you need to phone someone..........Try Frank, he help's the bag head's !!
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I wasn't going to, but ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to show Mattvinyl up for what he really is.

A FRUIT!
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One, Two, Three, Four 'O' Clock Rock.

It's the way I rock my callers.
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"CUM" 'n' Get Rocked By Ross

Joey did!
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Leyton Orient Are SHITE
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If You Don't Agree, Call Me And I'll Tell You Why. I Support Newcastle.

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Post by Drpepper »

As you're the fountain of knowledge, am gonna test you

how do you press a flower??

serious question, let's see how good you are (i cba to google it) :lol: .
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

However much I'm sure this guy must be registered on my database (I work for a Mental Health Trust), he does make me chuckle!!!

I wonder what happened to Ross01, Ross02, Ross03... etc. etc.?
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