England joke.

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ma71lda
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England joke.

Post by ma71lda »

England are to change their shirts. The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst period they have ever had!!!
Cardinal Sin
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

I heard they were going to be replaced by Pampers.

Piss up front. Shite at the back.

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Post by mjd »

Whats the Difference between Scott Carson and Lance Armstrong?

Lance held his balls wearing the yellow Jersey!
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Post by pierkid »

OXO have brought out a new red n white cube to celebrate Englands 2008 Euro campaign. Its gonna be called LAUGHING STOCK.
stop the swag.
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Post by Mattb »

What's 9 inches long and dangles in front of a cunt?

Steve McClarens tie! :P
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Cardinal Sin
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

pierkid wrote:OXO have brought out a new red n white cube to celebrate Englands 2008 Euro campaign. Its gonna be called LAUGHING STOCK.
They've had to put out a recall out on these. They kept crumbling in the box.
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Post by mjd »

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Fruitypoopy
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Post by Fruitypoopy »

I wish I could add a joke about this, but I don't have on. These one's are very good though :D
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