How many sweets in the jar?

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A days wages for you ratsekuL?
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jeffvickers wrote:A days wages for you ratsekuL?
3 days max
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3rd best player in england arnt ya crapstar?
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CrosbyRules wrote:3rd best player in england arnt ya crapstar?
No way, he is defintely the best! Number 1! This guy is whack, he knows all the tricks! I was out with him the other day, he was showing me all sorts of crazy shit. For example, did you know that if you hold down cancel, sometimes you can 'slow down' the machine. Especially useful on "stoppa" bonues!!!!!!! Now i know your thinking, "bollocks!" but it's true! It actually does work! Wow!!!!!!!!

Also, are you aware that if you have a 1 on the number reel, you can't lose the gamble because there are no numbers lower than 1?! It's just like having a "no lose" bonus!!!!!!!! LOL!

And then there is the super-mega-laser-jammer that he has. He explained that if you point the beam at the payout tray and spin the reels, you will get 3 different fruits on the win line! I was like, "no way that is going to work". And he did it, and he was right. I was like, "well shit in my mouth and hold my nose until i swallow!" When he repeated this i could hardly stop myself from laughing in amazment as the numberless fruits span in!!!!!
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If it takes 3 days to make £2000, why on earth are you sat at home on your computer on Saturday afternoon at 3:30pm when this is "Peak Time" for playing?
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jeffvickers wrote:If it takes 3 days to make £2000, why on earth are you sat at home on your computer on Saturday afternoon at 3:30pm when this is "Peak Time" for playing?


A Animal that runs on turf and jumps over obsticals , have long nose's and go neeheheehh and a internet account with BETFAIR



GOT THE CLUE YET ?
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hes just a bit sour cos i destroyed his area isnt that right
i got more routes than loreal
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you arent even old enough to do a JPM u little chavvy cock.
first mpk century1c u played was probably an extreme
i hate swede
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anfield road wrote:Right I qill start collecting and not changing notes and shall we play a littl game throught till christmas day.

Who can get 5000 in coins in a stack and get a pic, obvioulsy not allowed to change from notes.

Just would be a little challenge more of a reason not to play the roulette for me.

lol
Great idea, I currently have £43 coinage but changed up £150 earlier can that count? :wink:

Well anyone up to the chalenge? Maybe not £5k but just whatever you can make? No changing of notes, no tooling just playing, emptiers count? or not? Starting from a certain stake say £100 etc, or £10 to make it interesting :twisted: , starting from when.........

Should get a sticky going, a prize to the winner etc? Everyone chips in maybe £20 or whatever? Just a thought anyone fancy it?

Would certainly get me saving instead of blowing my cash on useless stuff!
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why would people put in 20 quid? i'd empty my account and change up every pound i get out....so would everyone
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Not to mention photoshop or whatever it's called. Some cocky sod would claim to have won £1,019,809,192,809,180,928,109,280,918,209,749,874 then someone would show a picture with £1,019,809,192,809,180,928,109,280,918,209,749,875 in it.


Could get a bit OTT.
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Heh yeah that would never work. Plus i pay with everything in cash so ive got no idea of how much i have compared to the week before most of the time. Never bother keeping record, can't be arsed! 8)
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I used to religiously keep count, I mean take records and everything (I would never go into things like expenses etc).

Dont start it takes over! now I dont keep track at all, only a very rough Idea. At the moment all I nkow is that the big pile of coins I had came of a £20 note. and its a pretty big pile this week already.
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Mattb wrote:Heh yeah that would never work. Plus i pay with everything in cash so ive got no idea of how much i have compared to the week before most of the time. Never bother keeping record, can't be arsed! 8)
Heh, true.
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