Reely Crazy, it offered. The reels move round, and Jackpot is in view, so I hold it there.
£35 appears on the display momentarily - but then becomes £36. A cherry win is also in view going diagonally through the Jackpot/WILD/Jackpot line.
Wondering why the hell it's offering me £36, I decided to collect it rather than turbo gamble for the top - and £36 it duly deposited into the bank.
Considering the legal bit above the coin mech states that a maximum of Thirty-Five Pounds can be won from this machine in any one game, I thought my £36 was rather kind

Now then, can I take them to court and claim that my life has been turned upside down by this event, and win a whole lot more, I wonder?