WTF!!!!!
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WTF!!!!!
I went into an arcade today before work and put a pound in a machine called "the spice is right"
I won £2 GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!
I won £2 GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!
Last night on my way home from work, i noticed a 10 pence piece stuck slap bang in a loose pile of white dog shite.
Thinking it was my lucky day i quickly recovered the blessed coin and promptly gave it a good polish with a bit of spit on the back of my tie.
Half way through polishing it i was run over by a bus and i am now in the A&E waiting for my legs to be amputated.
So this just goes to show that white dog shite isnt that lucky after all!!
Thinking it was my lucky day i quickly recovered the blessed coin and promptly gave it a good polish with a bit of spit on the back of my tie.
Half way through polishing it i was run over by a bus and i am now in the A&E waiting for my legs to be amputated.
So this just goes to show that white dog shite isnt that lucky after all!!
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Some people have aaaaaallll the luck! 
I remember going out at 8:00 in the morning with £100 in my back pocket and:
- Played fruits most of the morning / early afternoon
- Had one or two beers in each of the eight pubs
- Paid £10 for bowling
- Cabbed it (£16) to 'Bluewater' for a few cocktails and a steak meal
- Clubbed it until about 3:00am
...and ended up the next morning with £102 in my wallet.


I remember going out at 8:00 in the morning with £100 in my back pocket and:
- Played fruits most of the morning / early afternoon
- Had one or two beers in each of the eight pubs
- Paid £10 for bowling
- Cabbed it (£16) to 'Bluewater' for a few cocktails and a steak meal
- Clubbed it until about 3:00am
...and ended up the next morning with £102 in my wallet.



"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
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Today I pressed COLLECT on a lo-tech and it gave me £20 free credit. I spun the reels a few times and at one point it dropped the JP for £35 and offered me 3 repeat chances, all of which I won by pressing another button before pressing START again each time.
I thought "Fucking Hell" - maybe I've found a new MTR and can challenge LukeStar for the title of "Best Player in the Universe", and/or flog it for £3000 on FruitChat. Then I realised that a) I'd written the game, b) put the machine in software test mode and c) the winnings weren't real and the bank just zeroed itself.
Bugger.
I thought "Fucking Hell" - maybe I've found a new MTR and can challenge LukeStar for the title of "Best Player in the Universe", and/or flog it for £3000 on FruitChat. Then I realised that a) I'd written the game, b) put the machine in software test mode and c) the winnings weren't real and the bank just zeroed itself.
Bugger.

How many games have your written now? Got any pics?TheMission wrote:Today I pressed COLLECT on a lo-tech and it gave me £20 free credit. I spun the reels a few times and at one point it dropped the JP for £35 and offered me 3 repeat chances, all of which I won by pressing another button before pressing START again each time.
I thought "Fucking Hell" - maybe I've found a new MTR and can challenge LukeStar for the title of "Best Player in the Universe", and/or flog it for £3000 on FruitChat. Then I realised that a) I'd written the game, b) put the machine in software test mode and c) the winnings weren't real and the bank just zeroed itself.
Bugger.![]()
lolTheMission wrote:Today I pressed COLLECT on a lo-tech and it gave me £20 free credit. I spun the reels a few times and at one point it dropped the JP for £35 and offered me 3 repeat chances, all of which I won by pressing another button before pressing START again each time.
I thought "Fucking Hell" - maybe I've found a new MTR and can challenge LukeStar for the title of "Best Player in the Universe", and/or flog it for £3000 on FruitChat. Then I realised that a) I'd written the game, b) put the machine in software test mode and c) the winnings weren't real and the bank just zeroed itself.
Bugger.![]()
nice post
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