Discuss Barcrest Fruit Machines Here..
bigv038
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by bigv038 Wed May 02, 2007 4:33 pm
mattrick wrote: i have just ordered a 500 page book on how best to hold your plums!!
ahh the follow up to 'holding after nudge on your satsumas' let me know if its a good read i might take a look myself. :P
mattrick
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by mattrick Wed May 02, 2007 4:41 pm
bigv038 wrote: mattrick wrote: i have just ordered a 500 page book on how best to hold your plums!!
ahh the follow up to 'holding after nudge on your satsumas' let me know if its a good read i might take a look myself. :P
Will do, however must beware of the nudge plums rip!!
JG
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by JG Thu May 03, 2007 12:32 pm
Even more painful after the nudge plum rip is trying to wedge your plums under a twenty five pound bar. That's what it says in Vic Reeve's Ebook anyway. Not one for the faint hearted.
Matt Vinyl
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by Matt Vinyl Thu May 03, 2007 1:02 pm
When up / down nudges are active and your two plums plus one banana are near two melons, it's well worth going between them. Nudge Shuffle whilst holding the banana is also a possibility if the melons are slightly further away...
...and where on earth are we going with this thread?
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by Guest Thu May 03, 2007 1:36 pm
1st stop innuendo central
theoak
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by theoak Thu May 03, 2007 3:15 pm
I once had FIVE SHUFFLES on the banana and it still never came in melons.
Ross08
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by Ross08 Thu May 03, 2007 10:27 pm
Bad news... The publisher took one look and told me to get my papers, get my refill keys and get to fuck.
Cardinal Sin
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by Cardinal Sin Thu May 03, 2007 11:25 pm
Ross08 wrote: Bad news... The publisher took one look and told me to get my papers, get my refill keys and get to fuck.
Kudos. That was hilarious!
mattrick
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by mattrick Fri May 04, 2007 8:39 am
Matt Vinyl
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by Matt Vinyl Fri May 04, 2007 8:49 am
Bad news... The publisher took one look and told me to get my papers, get my refill keys and get to fuck.
Heh, good one!
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
