My New Trick

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My New Trick

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Once upon a time I posted about something on here. Somehow people worked out that it was Key Bet. If a certain person on here had listened to me then and kept the discipline I clearly couldn't, they'd have made themselves a fortune. Some of you may think you know every little thing I am up to, but you don't.

However dead I may seem, however 'on my arse' some of you may think I am, I am always up to something...

Now all I will say is that with 16 years of fruit machining experience and plenty of FOBT experience, I know when something 'isn't quite right' with a game.

I've posted to you guys about how I am self made in terms of knowledge, but a certain Angus burger ingredient keeps on harping on about complexities and all sorts. Next time I see him, if I've got enough cash on me and we're near a musical instrument shop, I'll buy him a trumpet.

Point is here, I had the money back in the day to invest in finding out how to play £10, £15 jackpots...even £25's. But with the jackpots on offer these days, thanks to my gambling habits and not really having anything great to earn on in the fruit machine scene for quite a while, I simply cannot spend more in what I have - I have spent A LOT!

Looking at it honestly, I definitely see potential, I have had decent earnings and for every loss I feel I have learned from. I promise you this is not roulette or blackjack or any table game - only fools and horses would claim to have broken that code...or perhaps Peter Beardy and Linesman...

Whoever thinks I am just a prick on a wind up can go on believing I am. I am not expecting any of the regular posters to be PMing me on this so I'd be surprised if they do. I think it will be the smarter ones who live in the shadows who may well approach me on this. You can all think what you like, it isn't a scheme, a scam or wishful thinking, I just think another pair of eyes needs to see and judge what I am saying. There comes a point in time where one must think 'outside their own mind'... I firmly believe this is that time on this issue. Even if I had £20,000 spare, I would want to bring someone else in on this one as I think that person would make it all fall into place - or at least point something out that makes me find that final piece of the puzzle.

I can only repeat, this is not a wind up, there shall be no clues, not even the simplest. No one who does not have money to invest need contact me and I have done my spending on it. If we work it out completely then obviously we'll always be earning from it and I will play it for myself with my own money. If it turns out to be nothing like what I think it could be potentially, you have merely done what I did to no avail, that's the risk you take. I just can't see there being nothing on this, I honestly believe there is something massive there. Its like knowing there is oil on a piece of land but you don't have the money for the drilling equipment to get it out, you just hit the wrong spot, etc.

A load of replies to this would be pointless as I'm not leaking any info on it, so questions are daft. Let's keep this 1 to PMs...
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How much cash should investors be willing to stake? How will you choose from those that approach you?
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Won't be giving it to you so don't bother.
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Handbags!
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im sure you have something there ahmed m8 , and best of luck in bringing it to fruition

but im not a gambling man at heart , so for that reason i wont be investing today

im out


nahh seriously ahmed, hope you do discover something that can turn your life around

maybe 1 of the other dragons will make you an offer
Little discipline = BIG issue

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LOL @ Noel's handbags statement. Definitely pot calling kettle black there.

Tray, I told so many people 1 thing end of 2011...buy Ladbrokes shares. Did they listen? £1.15 when I told 'em. They were up to £1.98 end of last year, I told 'em again to invest, seems they didn't... they're about £2.40 now. I know my stuff on many topics yet no one listens, despite telling me I speak sense...maybe they are just humouring me.

This isn't stock market advice, I'm just saying. I'm proper pissed off that I haven't invested in my own idea because I simply haven't been earning.
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As with all of these things though, it's all very well having good ideas... the real secret to success is not having bad ones! You can be earning £60-70k off fruits... If you're doing £80k in the bookies you might as though have not bothered.
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How would I have earned £60-70K with the contacts I have???????? LOL
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FOTB experience?? I could really phsychoanalyse that term you've chosen to use lol.....
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*fobt
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Actually maybe I did mean FOTB ;)
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Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Don't beat yourself up about it. If you'd thought it was any more than whimsical advice you'd have lumped on. Now be honest and think about everything you've recommended to yourself or others on here. If you had put your balls on the line backing every titbit then maybe you'd be in profit, maybe a a loss BUT I guarantee this, not everything would have been a winner. It is oh so clear cut after the final whistle. The stock market gives an 11% rate on interest return on average based on past growth. Only invest what you can afford to lose. Better than any fair table game anyhow.
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I'm willing to make you an offer. I'll give you £2 but I will need 40% of the business. Should you meet your targets that stake can drop to 30%. My offer is only applicable if Dark Horse is able to make you that same offer. Would you like a few minutes to discuss it with your creator at the back of the room? Oh sugar did I expose you there sorry!
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Post by bubbles »

lol you seem a reasonably sound and funny guy rotw. you also seem deluded. how can you be unable to make any money unless you are supremely thick? forget looking for donkey kongs, super pots, p1 stoppers or 4 reelers lol but you don't massively need up-to-date info to draw a decent wage. as for your "pitch" above, i'm afraid it is fucking ridiculous and makes you seem 100% uninvestable, when the truth is actually prob only 99%....
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Angus Burger Ingredient usually sighs at this point, I think I will too.

Serious potential investors will know my experience counts and will get in touch via PM. Clowns and leeches will try to call me or post on here. The real top boys and professionals don't post on Fruitchat, they merely monitor it.
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